Jamaica's got a bobsled team

Pop-culture phrase loudly exclaimed after one (or a group) achieves something which the person or group was unsure of completing. To be sung in a forced Jamaican accent, see ja-fake-an
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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fishook

In a fight, a person may attempt to get his finger in the other person's mouth and tear along their cheek, thus causing the other party to submit.
Johnny took a wrong turn in trying to bite Mac's finger off when Mac fishooked him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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Total War

War where winning is at any cost
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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skating on thin ice

To be in the unfavourable position of one step away from a downward spiral of none-too-well-liked happenings to yourself. See also red lining
Bob was skating on thin ice with his boss. He'd wrecked the guy's car, slept with his wife, ended his marriage and beat up his son. When the boss caught him photocopying his face, he was sooo fired.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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Sultan of brunei

A guy with the largest car collection in the world, the world's second richest man, unless you count that Ikea guy.
The sultan has over 200 Rolls-Royces
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(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)
John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.
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