Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

pick holes

(v.) To find every possible reason, no matter how immaterial, to oppose an action presented to you. This is regardless of whether or not it involves your participation, requires your approval, or is not your business.

"He likes to pick holes in your ideas unless they pay off in the first year. He's retiring in 18 months, and wants to make it look like he's left the company in high finanaces."

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

So bad it's good

(adj.) To be so dire it is actually amusing

Takeshi's castle

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Gore

a) rushing blood

b) Some politician called Al Gore

c) What heavy African beasts do to you. Basically, a charge followed by a toss.

It doesen't get any more serious than a Rhino about to gore yo ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

don't go, stay and eat my ass

What you say to someone after they discover thier insults are not having any effect and leave.

1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.

2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit

1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute

*continues for a few minutes*

2:Freak, I'm leaving now


1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Das Boot

German for "The Boat"


A movie showing the other side of the war, not Americans doing what the British and French were blowing up/capturing before America's entry.


Documents the life on a U-Boat.

Buy the one with subtitles (Das Boot). The English-language (The Boat) dubbing isn't great.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

capital account

(n.) Rarely accessed account that records only permanent changes in capital, such as drawings or withdrawl of capital.

The interest on my capital a/c is given to the current account.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

litchenstein

WTF do these goat definitions have to do with litchenstein???

woah fuck liek teh OMG kupwn'd!



I wally woxxorssssss!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004