Beauty and the Beast

(Idiom) as per the fairy tale, this defines a beautiful woman and a large, ugly man.
That tall guy Julia roberts was married to. See child molester
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004
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black cab

The black (sometimes red) Taxi's operated in London.
"You never see a poor black cab driver."
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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said in context

A qoute that means nothing (or can be interpreted differently) when not surrounded by the talk either side of it.
Many of the things said about Arnold in the run up to his campaign for governator were qoutes said in context, such as his admiration for Hitler. he said he admired the control Hitler had over people. The faggots claim he is a nazi, when in fact, anyone can admire this.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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slow clap

Sacastic clap, often becomes a standing ovation. See golf clap
After the guy finished his speach he was sweating like a pig. To really rub it in we gave him a slow clap. When he finally got it over with he got a standing ovation.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)
John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004
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supersol

Spanish supermarket chain. Notoriusly good layout to perform rape in the toilet. The doors are wicked thick, and no-one can hear you scream.
8473 acts of buggery occured in supersol in 2002.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
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le pen

Not a nazi (nazism and fascism are different things). Deeply conservative and probably aristocratic, wanting to rebuild France from the soft and lazy governments that have been around since the third republic.
Jean-Marie Le Pen. Vote for your favourite piece of stationery!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 07, 2004
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