Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

break-even point 

(n.) the level of output at which all costs are equal to revenue. There is niether profit nor a loss.

We make 500 cars a day and sell them for £10,000 each. The cost of making 500 cars in one day is £500,000 so we make no profit and no loss.

break-even point by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Red coat 

(n.) A British soldier. Memoir of the days when red coats were worn. This practise was ended during the Boer war, and was stamped out completely when Germany stopped world war one being a gentlemans' war

Look at the red coats!

Red coat by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

I'm too sexy 

Early 90's song by right said Fred. Very funny to dance to, even if you aren't female or gay.

I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan.

I'm too sexy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

penguins taste like babies 

This is only true when you eat baby penguins.

I eat women's clothes.

penguins taste like babies by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

pfizer

The company that makes viagra

I phoned pfizer to see if I could buy some viagra

pfizer by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Industry averages 

The averages of certain figures in a selected industry. Usually


•Gross profit percentage
•Net profit percentage
•Return of capital employed

We are below the industry averages.

Industry averages by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

on the battlefield 

Meaning "Where is really counts", because during battle is the time where one's actions are best measured.

On the battlefield, your wife and kids don't mean shit.

on the battlefield by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004