Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Godfather part II

It's nothing, only the best movie ever.

How anyone could think star wars was really better is beyond me. Part II wasn't as slow moving as part I, but had a lot more happening than part III.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

LIFO

Acronym. "Last in first out". Origianating from stock control methods and cost accounting. The opposite of FIFO (first in first out)

We issue stock using lifo

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

rampart

A fortification consisting of a man-made hill (embankment) with a building at the top. Typically, there will be barbed wire or some mannor of defending material at the bottom (spikes, anti-personnel mines) and two entrances.

Nazi ramparts were destroyed on d-day

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

meat thief

(v.) to take the virginity of a male under 13. Only applied to females.

She is being a meat thief again.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

bond street

The most expensive place to buy property in the world. The floor area that your feet take up is probably worth more than your shoes.

Bond street is even more expensive than that palace in Tokyo.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Rei Uni

The United Kingdom, as pronounced and spelled in France.

Nord D'Irland et Gran Bretagne s'appele "Rei Uni"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

cathouse

A brothel.


Pussy (vag)= cat

The old lady took her pet to the cathouse before she left to go to france for a week, and almost had a heart attack when she realised what was going on there was not petcare.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004