Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus
cinquecento
(n.) An economy car made by Fiat. Small, ugly, terrible turning, slow, underpowered and unconfortable, this car remains a high-seller for fiat because of the low price and cheap maintainence. No male, not even a homosexual can keep his cool when seen driving this car by his friends.
A ford model T could smoke a cinquecento.
cinquecento by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
HM customs & excise
(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.
HM customs & excise by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
pointman
(n.) One indigeonous to or familiar with the current vicinity, who acts as a guide to the foreign peoples. A key point of anti-guerrilla forces. Pointman is a bisexual term, and does not change to pointwoman.
pointman by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
Goodwill
(n.) The difference between the value of a business as a whole and the sum of its' net assets. Usually a measurement of reputation, position, contacts etc etc. When a new partner is accepted into the business, they must buy thier share of the goodwill
Can be positive or negative.
Can be positive or negative.
Goodwill by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
a/c
a/c by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
capital account
(n.) Rarely accessed account that records only permanent changes in capital, such as drawings or withdrawl of capital.
capital account by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
current account
(n.) Account that gives little, or in most cases no interest. Holds the personal short-term money transactions. It is a fluctuating account held for either private or business reasons, sometimes at a bank, although in the case of the latter, may be held within a business. Credits to this account are share of profit, salary and interest allowed on capital account. Debits are loss of profit or drawings.
current account by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004