Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus
no stranger to the biscuit tin
no stranger to the biscuit tin by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
hammerhead
(n.) One who is slow in grasping an idea or concept. One who talks the talk but cannot walk the coroporate walk. An albatross around the neck of any company, quite likely to scare away the customers. Hammerheads are often killed in road accidents.
hammerhead by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
Deep fried Mars Bar
(n.) A disgusting looking, savoury from the North of the UK. Involves a glazed chocolate product being fried in batter for all of three minutes, before being pulled out looking like it could be served with chips. Allow to dry before eating.
To the "kill meat-eaters" guy: Did you know that mars cars contain animal lipids? If you eat it, you eat animal. Haha!
Deep fried Mars Bar by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
Us by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
froghurt
Guy: This doll, is cursed!
Homer: That's bad
Guy: But bit comes with a free froghurt!
Homer: That's good!
Guy: the froghurt is also cursed
Homer: that's bad..
Homer: That's bad
Guy: But bit comes with a free froghurt!
Homer: That's good!
Guy: the froghurt is also cursed
Homer: that's bad..
froghurt by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
thalidomide comedian
(n.) One who makes fun of others' disabilities. When the TC sees a person in a wheelchair, they get behind them and push them into the road. Often wear tight 70's clothes and use 70's colloquialisms, and racist terms. Always skinny.
"Look at that old nigger in the wheelchair..." said Joe, the local thalidomide comedian, just before throwing his burger at him.
thalidomide comedian by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004