Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

afrikaaner 

(n.) European settler in Africa, usually of dutch descent
(n.) Citizen of the lowest countries in Africa (South Africa, Kingdom of Lesotho etc.) that speaks in fluent afrikaans
(n.) Non-african exploring africa (original meaning)

Although Afrikaaners represent about 15% of South Africa by population, in the 1960's they controlled about 95% of the wealth.

afrikaaner by kung-fu jesus September 7, 2004

lieutenant dan 

The act of picking up an amputee (legless) for sex. See acrotomophilia

vietnam veterans without legs turn me on!

lieutenant dan by kung-fu jesus September 6, 2004

hippo farmer 

One who exclusively screws fat women.

220lbs? I don't want no anorexic chick!

hippo farmer by kung-fu jesus August 23, 2004

i smell bacon 

A phrase said loudly by petty criminals to the person next to you in the vicinity of a policeman.

*policeman gets on the rain*

sniff sniff, i smell bacon!

*whack*

i smell bacon by kung-fu jesus August 21, 2004

enter the ring 

(v.) To make clear one's intentions to fight. Etymology: combat sports ring.

He entered the ring to show he was not scared of fighting the man in blue.

enter the ring by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

spit the game 

(v.) To give away your secrets.

He spat the game and revealed he had a passion for little boys and lollipops.

spit the game by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

off the pace 

(adj.) Behind the leader

You are ten seconds off the pace, hurry up!

off the pace by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004