Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

jet set

Lifestyle that involves freely travelling to major cities of the world and always going for the most expensive accomodation. Synonymous with Haute couture, aristocracy etc.

Those who bash the jet set lifestyle will 99.9% of the time not be able to afford it. The other 1 in 1000 people who discriminate against it are usually former jet setters too old for travelling much, have a fear of flying (but there's always boats) or simply live in a cave.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

frankie goes to hollywood

Infamous band of the 1980's who released album "welcome to the pleasuredome" and made Relax, possibly the biggest song of the 80's.

Relax, don't do it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

astroturf

(n.) Plastic grass for those too lazy to do any real gardening.

(n.) false hair, such as a wig or someone on "re-gain for men", or a dumbass hair thickening spray.

That ain't real y'know. He's got astroturf on his head.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

IDST

"If destroyed still true"


Added to the end of wriiten insults (most likely graffiti) to say that even if it is removed, then the fact remains that the insult is true. Usually based around truth.

PSYCHO BITCH IS MY PERSONAL BITCH IDST


Well, you know it's true!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

sedan

25th anniversary?

dogcrap- I have gone back in time to 1895!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

sleeping giant

(n.) A calm, yet powerful force that is stupidly challenged by lesser forces who believe the calm nature of this power will succum to visciousness.

See awaken a sleeping giant

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

something out of nothing

To over-react to a minor annoyance. Typically a trait of liberals and feminazi's

Did you just think "Wait, liberals ARE feminazis!"?


If so, you are welcomed, my fellow conservative.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004