Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

arsehole raped

(v.) (Brit, Aust'l'an, Eire) To be completely thrashed.

I was arsehole raped in that game of snooker.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

smokes three packs a day

One who smokes sicty cigarettes per day.

Your pop caught you smoking, and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes three packs a day

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

peasant

A serf with the freedom of choice to work or die of starvation.

The peasantry has been replaced by the working classes and shit welfare systems.

by kung-fu jesus September 18, 2004

belly flop

(v.) A form of dive achieved by hoisting oneself into the air as high as one can, getting horizontal (facing down) and dropping onto one's stomach.

I belly flopped into the water and it hurt.


The fat guy belly flops into the water.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

privacy policy

A privacy policy is the state of action where company procedure regarding personal information is shown to punters (potential clients). This is aimed to set them at ease regarding thier information, although since it is a policy and not a contract, it can be broken with internal permission.

Forget a lame privacy policy- we've got a privacy contract!


--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Up shit creek without a paddle

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Cock-Stuffing

When someone is up in your shit and pissing you off asking what you're doing, give them this answer to shut them the fuck up.

a: yo

b: yea, hi

a: doing anything interesting?

b: no, move along please

a: so what you got there sport?

b: nothing, I told you. Please go away

a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing

B: FUCK OFF!

a: I will, but I wanna know.

B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!


a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004