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roid up

a) mispronounciation due to regional dialect of right-up or write-up.

b) To use anabolic steroids.
Roid up di alley, ya find mista osama bin laydn!


I wana roid up of dis by tamar marnun


He's in the changing rooms giving himself a roid up before training.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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man-o-war

a) Potugese warship

b) A kind of Jellyfish that is 100 feet long

c) used to compare to a), something that is quite powerful.

d) Metal Band
c) the man-o-war sized forces attacked Iraq
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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poor

I hate poor people because there are so many lefties there. They suck at politics and business, so libs should all fuck off. So says I, teh goatse bob.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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Red coat

(n.) A British soldier. Memoir of the days when red coats were worn. This practise was ended during the Boer war, and was stamped out completely when Germany stopped world war one being a gentlemans' war
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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ottoman empire

A coastal empire governed by Turkey. Unlike the european empires, it mainly captured weak regions, and was no-where near as rich as those empires.


I comprised of parts of South-east Europe, the beggining of South-west asia, most of the middle east and coastal North Africa. Begun in the 14th century, it was mainly the poorer, southernmost states of what was then the most powerful empire to exist; the Roman Empire.

It captured the Baltic capital of rome, constantinople (named after the first christian emporer, Constantine) in 1453. It was renamed Istanbul later that year.

After the 1492 expulsion of the moors from Spain and the 1681 defeat at the battle of Vienna, the empire began to crumble, and some of its' states were separated after the Crimean war. The petty squables of these states would later cause World War I.
The Ottoman empire was destroyed by World war I, the Crimean war, and the corruption of its' rulers.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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There's a condom behind that bookshelf

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.
Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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talking shop

(n.) a place where discussion is all that happens, and nothing actually comes out of it. The origin is the League of Nations, precursor to the United nations. The League had no armed forces, and no decisions could be enforced.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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