Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

an historic

How the BBC pronounces "a historic", because an historic is actually the correct pronounciation.

The joining of these countries into the EU is an historic event.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

fucktheist

(n.) An atheist who is more on the agenda of denouncing religion, starting with the largest part of christianity- catholicism.

The people who defined god, religion and bible.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

white-man-killer.com

Far from being a black-power site, this is a harmless site showcasing a bunch of eccentric female singers and groups, notably tatu, kate bush and tori amos. I'm not sure what the title has to do with the content, but it looks pretty dumb.

Be sure to note that should the title be changed to mention a minority race, even if the content were the same, white-man-killer.com would be shut down.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

red lining

Also skating on thin ice. To be in an unfavourable position of being one step away from having a superior party devastate your cause.

I'm seriously red lining it with the boss man. He says I'm one step from having my shit ruined. I know what he's like. he will seriously fuck me up.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

dragonball

A bunch of cartton charactors doing the equivalent of flashing torches at one another, then talking for fiveteen minutes about how noble it is to use torches instead of fighting. Then they pretend to punch eachother for five minutes before they start to use powerful torches while shouting out "kamayhamayha" or some japanese shit.

Dragonball is a fun way for flashlight enthusiasts to burn half an hour.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

hit the nail on the head

(v.) To do something perfectly, to give a textbook answer to a question that shows you grasp the concept at hand.

Why does this car not work?


Because it's a ford!


You've hit the nail on the head.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph

You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004