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biblical proportions

This refers to something which happens on the grandest scale possible on earth. This includes apocalypse, major war etc.
We cannot allow you to continue research on this weapon, it would cause a disaster of biblical proportions.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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curry house

Where the galavanting general dares't not enter.
Bequeath this knowledge from the general;

For oh, the general departed ye olde curry house, devoid of his senses, red as a tomato, naked like a tomato, in desperate need of a shit.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
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pikeyfy

(v.) To decrease quality, usually refering to a dress code.
For more information, see Pikey, Ireland, Gypsie, Old spice.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
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soweto

(n.) Contraction for "SOuth WEstern TOwnships"


A slum in South Africa where poor blacks were forced to go under apartheid. The source of many riots and bombings, it has come to be what has defined Johannesbourg and South Africa.
Soweto is the ultimate shithole. I implore all the people who think they're oppressed, particularly those 'in da hood' to go there to see what being held down is really like, pussies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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yolk

(n.) The mainstay, the governing part.
The egg yolk

Yolk of the country is the government/monarch
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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hit the nail on the head

(v.) To do something perfectly, to give a textbook answer to a question that shows you grasp the concept at hand.
Why does this car not work?


Because it's a ford!


You've hit the nail on the head.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004
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dragonball

A bunch of cartton charactors doing the equivalent of flashing torches at one another, then talking for fiveteen minutes about how noble it is to use torches instead of fighting. Then they pretend to punch eachother for five minutes before they start to use powerful torches while shouting out "kamayhamayha" or some japanese shit.
Dragonball is a fun way for flashlight enthusiasts to burn half an hour.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
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