Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

heel

The actor assuming the part of the bad guy, who is designated to piss off the audience.

Alan Rickman is a good heel. He pwn3d in Die Hard.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Bastille Day

The start of a bloody revolution in France, a period where many thousands died in paranoid France. This period also saw France's aristocracy takes thier money elsewhere, making the country poor and weak. Bastille day marks the beggining of one of the worst perods of France's history.

Why don't the froggies celebrate October the 19th (1453- end of the hundred years' war) or the 7th of January (1558- liberation of calais- the actual end of the hundred years war) as a national holiday.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

an historic

How the BBC pronounces "a historic", because an historic is actually the correct pronounciation.

The joining of these countries into the EU is an historic event.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Queensberry Rules

See Marquis of Queensberry Rules

We shall fight be queensbury rules

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

land rover

The origianal SUV, since willy's Jeep was just a car without a roof or doors.

70% of all land rovers/range rovers made since 1955 are still in use.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

trashy

(adj.) To have clinging, throwaway (in the trash, one would assume) qualities.

Emma is a very trashy ho, with a loose vagina, which rather surprisingly, I haven't tapped yet. She never muched liked me though.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph

You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004