Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

We got to install microwave ovens

Someone is a dire straits fan....

Money for nothing (1985)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

soapbox

(n.) a downhill race for american children, where they design go-carts that have no steering, to get them used to the fact that american roads have no corners, and american cars cannot turn worth shit.

The soapbox derby is lame.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

busy with the frog

One studious of French Language and/or culture.

Busy with the frogs, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

machine gun

The act of pointing your finger at someone while going "BBRRRRRRRRR you're dead!" to annoy them. Done mainly when passing a motorist.

I gave that guy a machina gun and he got pissed off because I kept doing it for ten minutes and starting throwing stuff at him. Then he beat me up

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

edutainment

Combining education and entertainment to teach children. usually accomplishes neither, since the two are complete opposites.

Education is not entertaining.

by kung-fu jesus September 22, 2004

electrical interweb

The internet

You are using the electrical interweb

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

peasant

A serf with the freedom of choice to work or die of starvation.

The peasantry has been replaced by the working classes and shit welfare systems.

by kung-fu jesus September 18, 2004