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Emma is a very trashy ho, with a loose vagina, which rather surprisingly, I haven't tapped yet. She never muched liked me though.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
Get the trashy mug.The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
Get the Spit or swallow? mug.A movie about six people from different walks of life who get stuck inside a giant rubik's cube. The autistic guy survives. There was also a sequel, cube 2, which was the exact same story with different people. Both are a waste of time to watch.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004
Get the cube mug.Authoritarian rule system whereby breaking of the rules is taken very seriously and punishment is overly severe to get the message through.
The dictator took a stance of zero tolerance on ideaology that caused him any disrepute, and so gave his political opponents acid baths.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 23, 2004
Get the zero tolerance mug.This refers to something which happens on the grandest scale possible on earth. This includes apocalypse, major war etc.
We cannot allow you to continue research on this weapon, it would cause a disaster of biblical proportions.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Get the biblical proportions mug.by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the takeshi's castle mug.Someone who can talk a good game but cannot back himself up. Relies heavily on others who are his opposite (able, but a poor orator) to sort out any problems. One who makes idle threats.
Random13yearold: I'll hax your computer! I'll hack a virus!!!111
KFJ: You're all mouth and no trousers, but I'd love to see you "hack a virus".
KFJ: You're all mouth and no trousers, but I'd love to see you "hack a virus".
by kung-fu jesus August 18, 2004
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