Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

shooting the shit 

A hard-line extremist approach to clearing dog shit from the streets involving firing off a six-shooter at random turds, scoring points for every piece of shit shot. Each competitor has 36 bullets and ten minutes.

I was shooting the shit until the cops busted my ass for shooting a dog wile sitting and its' enraged owner. I'm getting 20 to life.

shooting the shit by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

origins of words

If this dictionary is anything to go by, the whole concept of slang, and even the english language originated in 1980's LA.

the homophobic connotation of the word "gay", every weapon made after world war two, world war two itself, television, comedy and gangs all origianated in Los Angeles in the eighties if you are to believe some of the definitions here.

origins of words by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004

orgasm donor 

(n.) One who gives orgasms, saving many (sex) lives.

I am the ultimate orgasm donor

orgasm donor by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004

nose sex

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.

Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.

nose sex by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004

Strine 

One who calls you cobber

1: Hop in cobber

2: Ok strine.

Strine by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

sedan 

25th anniversary?

dogcrap- I have gone back in time to 1895!

sedan by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

how rare 

The exclaimation heard after an odd occurance.

bob: taste like donkey poop

bob: *pooped on*


....

weebl: how rare.

how rare by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004