Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

free speech

Something that does not exist on the internet. All internet postings are at the sole discetion of the owner, regardless of the location of the server or person.

free speech is a joke anyway.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 9, 2004

French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Norsemen

Norse invaders, the vikings. See hung like a norse.

Ever hear that Iron Maiden song Invaders? It was first track on number of the beast.



"Victims of the mighty norsemeeeeeeeeeeen!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

std cock

A male with a sexually transmitted deseise.

Beware of James' ex's, he is an std cock so they probably dirty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Risqué

Sexually provacative and likely to attract controversy.

My, what a risqué piece of art!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

the lights are on, but there's nobody home

Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.

Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

send the boys round

(v.) (British) to send baliffs to collect good/break kneecaps.

I'll send the boys round if my money is not banked by noon tommorrow.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004