Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

settle old scores 

To get even with those who have wronged you in the past.

This is no place to settle old scores, or create new ones.

settle old scores by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

danger! high voltage! 

Electric six's song with a funny video.

When we touch...and when we kiss.

danger! high voltage! by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

lugh 

Typo for luagh.

I is teh lugh @ j00!

lugh by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

takeshi's castle

What all reality TV shows wish the could be. General Lee owns all reality tv and game shows.

Takeshi's castle owns your tv show!

takeshi's castle by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Eng.

England, or of England.

London, Eng.

Eng. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

community chest

a) In board game monopoly, a selection of cards that are placed in the centre of the board. When a player lands on the community chest squares, they must draw a card from the pile and do as it says.

b) psycho bitch's small boobs.

I landed on the community chest.


Community chest is very flat.

community chest by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

doomsday book

After William the conquerer's invasion of England in 1066, after defeating an army fresh out of another invasion (The last time England was successfully invaded in the last 1000 years), he set about discovering the value of his assests. Every person, serf, baron, knight or clergy was recorded in what could be called a form of early census. Land, building, livestock and other materiality were counted, so as to give a total value for a village. The average price of a village was then £8 ($14), today, it would be about ten million that amount at the very least.

The name came from the surveyors, who claimed finding out the information was like doomsday.

doomsday book by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004