Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

smug married

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.

You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.


*punch*

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

all for one and one for all

Popular catchphrase that means one person represents all, and that all must do everything for one. Put simply, means true brotherhood.

The Musketeers! Dartagnion!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

the business of which one is engaged

The current action. The task at hand.

(Soldier In wartime)- The business of which one is engaged always carries the high probability of death.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

mushroom

(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.

I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

After-effects

See Consequences

The after-effects of war are dead bodies and ruined shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

League of Nations

(n.) Formed in 1919 to unite the countries that fought on both sides of World War I, this talking shop group fell apart when Hitler and Mussolini left it. It was replaced by the United Nations

The League of nations is long dead.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

elephant gun

(n.) a large rifle, similar to a shotgun, that fires heavy slugs designed to bring down an elephant in two shots.


(n.) A wart (or similar infection) on the hand that fires puss when squeed.

The amount of damage that shotgun did was consistant to an elephant gun


He has an elephant gun.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 6, 2004