pavarotti

A fat Italian tenor, who has won Italy's fattest man every time since 1970.

Luciano Pavarotti is about 500lbs.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

barmaid

Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.

Where were you?


Getting blown round the back.

That barmaid sure is easy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Comes with the territory

Something that is unpleasant, yet unescapeable while performing the task.

Why do people hate the police?


Comes with the territory.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

one day

(Idiom) followed by a wish for the future.

One day I want a ferrari 250 GTO/a mansion/a penis/ a doggie!/a job/ a girlfriend/a hitler moustache/ your phone number/ yo mama!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

lassie

A dog that shouldn't have ever come home.

I liek teh lassie!!!!!11

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Eliturk

(n.) The real name of Elitist, since he is a greek hating turk. Turks are like greeks, but richer and fatter. They also own crap cars, whereas greek own 1970's Mercedes.

Eliturk made several definitions of Greek

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

no stranger to the biscuit tin

(n.) a fat person

(n.) One who constantly pleads povert and begs.

Elitist is no stranger to the biscuit tin.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004