defect into east Germany

(v.) To change one's loyalties to communism and being an aggressive gymnastics teacher.

Taken from some episode of the simpsons. Example is too short.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004

cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.

Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004

execution style

(adv.) killing by forcefully putting someone on thier knees, standing behind them and slitting thier throat from left to right (if right handed)/firing two quick shots into the back of thier head.

Two execution style murders



Should I take them out gangland style or execution style?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

preaching to the choir

Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of it's greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from christian church choirs.

Playmate: Sex sells
Hugh H: Preaching to the choir.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

TOTP

Abbr. for top of the pops, an ancient TV show shown on the BBC on friday afternoons. For many years, it used to have the guitar intro to Led Zeppelin's "whole lotta love".

TOTP is the world's oldest music tv show. Meaning it struggles to reinvent itself every few months.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

medc

"More economically developed country"


The former 'first world country'.

medc is a politically correct term for rich

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 07, 2004

grampa

(n.) One who drives well below the speed limit, often in a small 1960's car.

Get off the road grampa!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004