(n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small penis. Competes in sports while using simplified language such as 'Gareth throw discus'. Oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. Slow witted and plodding in speech.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
Return-Retort-Phrase letting the the party who has just spoken know that thier statemnt is not belived.
13YearOldKidWhoDefinedGod: You see, the bible is full of contradictions, and...
Pope John-Paul II: Listen kiddie, when I want my pricked yanked I'll do it myself, mmmmk? K thanks.
Pope John-Paul II: Listen kiddie, when I want my pricked yanked I'll do it myself, mmmmk? K thanks.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004
See football/soccer
A layout of the ten moveable players (Goalkeeper is stationary).
•Two defenders
•Four midfield
•Four strikers.
A layout of the ten moveable players (Goalkeeper is stationary).
•Two defenders
•Four midfield
•Four strikers.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
(n.) Bruce Lee's uncompleted master piece. Features nunchucku fights, cool martial arts, and a face off between 7ft2in 267 pound giant "Kareem Jabbar Abdul" and his out-of-studio teacher, Bruce Lee. When filming the final showdown, Bruce and Kareem were moving faster than the camera could film, so they had to slow down. Make sure you don't watch the inferior "Bruce Li", which features mainly his latter-day stunt double.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
When an ethnic minority makes unfounded assertions that he/she is being rejected by society because those who made the decision are racist.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Old, beyond any living memory. Also a first name or nickname. Used in shakespeare's play Henry V to refer to something risqué or funny.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004