Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

shrapnel 

a) the remnants of an explosion.
b) Sharp metal contained in an expendable shell, released via explosion to inflict damage mainly to humans. See Anti-personel
c) Loose change of little value

I've been shrapnel'D

A:Got any money?
B:Just shrapnel.

shrapnel by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

brutality 

To beat to death via rapid punches, kicks, elbows and knees to the body and head. If the victim attempts to block, then the gaurd will be attacked until dropped. Seen in Mortal Kombat.

Finish Him.

brutality by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

on the double 

British military slang for "twice as fast". See sharpish.

bring those munitions sharpish. ON THE DOUBLE, MAN! You, take three men and put them on the roof, keep and eye on that hill. McGinnis, take your people to the east wall and put up some sandbags.

on the double by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

kyrie 

"Lord, have mercy on us."

Used mainly by Catholics such as myself.

Kyrie Eleison.

kyrie by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

still got my looks 

What people say when starting a financial recovery. See economic resurgence. It is customary for someone to then ram a steam iron accross the speaker's face and say "Oh yeah?", before engaging in a fight.

Well, at least I've still got my looks.

still got my looks by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

the weakest link 

Popular television gameshow origianally shown on the BBC and presented by Anne Robinson. Later shown in many other countries. It was made popular not by the contestants voting eachother off to land just one with the money, but also that instead of being cheery, the presenter kept a stern face and questioned the intelligence of the contestants.


When they were voted off one-by-one, she would say "You are the weakest link, Good-bye."

"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link, and that seems to be you.."

the weakest link by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Kill or cure 

(v.)A medical treatment/practise that will either heal the patient or kill them.


Steams from battlewound-fever treatment. This would involve putting the subject in an icewaterbath, then wrapping them in wool. It worked very well and very quickly, but it put tremendous strain on the heart, and many people suffered heart attacks or complete cardiac arrest.

Kill or cure is the only way to save him. Otherwise, you better pray for him.

Kill or cure by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004