Kung Of The Duckheads's definitions

Creepin Jesus

Creepin Jesus is a term used by the tow trucking industry to describe those who who are act as their dogsbody. The Creepin Jesus is never allowed to perform anything but the most basic of menial tasks, yet they think that they are invaluable to the industry and can often be heard telling whoever will listen, how many friends they have and how important they are. Sometimes the Creepin Jesus will take exception to their name, so other names, such as Bozo and Fuckhead are often substituted. It is easy to identify a Creepin Jesus. Just look for someone in a wheelchair and the Creepin Jesus will be the one running away.

They call him Creepin, Creepin Jesus.

by Kung Of The Duckheads August 26, 2019

VRO

The VRO, or to use its full name, the Vag Rape Offer, is the preferred weapon of the Boy Cunt Crew. The BCC will lure their prey and apply the VRO is an offensive maneuver. The main aim is not the in the application of the VRO, but the glory of being able to gloat that they have used the VRO, and the anticipation of the offer being accepted.

If you come to my house, my housemate will pull out his VRO

by Kung Of The Duckheads August 2, 2019

Peedee

A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.

Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.

by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019

Yellow Cockhole

Someone who threaten's to hurt someone in a wheelchair and when the person in the wheelchair stands up for themselves, the offender runs away with their tail between their legs.

Come back here and I'll shit down your neck you Yellow Cockhole!

by Kung Of The Duckheads July 29, 2018

Sockboy

Sockboy is a name given to an individual who's intellect is lacking, in the same way that 18 cans is a six pack short of a carton. A sockboy is believed to have been created from the mixing of a discarded tub of yogurt containing the lactobacillus bacteria and the semen contained in an old football sock used by an individual for the purpose of hiding stains on the bed sheets from his overbearing mother. The two ingredients came together in a rubbish bin alongside a football oval and after a suitable gestation period, through the warmer summer months, the Sockboy emerged. Sockboy's have a particular penchant for lego, are highly allergic to wool so only ever wear nylon socks and are avid users of Spokey-Dokes on their pushbikes. They can be affectionately refered to as Socky.

Good morning Sockboy.
Wow, they are some very nice pink nylon socks you have on there Socky.

by Kung Of The Duckheads March 2, 2019

Fucks

Fucks are a delicacy revered by the Boy Cunt Crew. They are supplied by an eddorker who collects them from roadside rubbish bins. The Boy Cunt Crew generously hand them out to anyone in their path. They prefer to be the secret benefactor of fucks, denying that they give them out to anyone.

I don't have any fucks to give.

by Kung Of The Duckheads June 6, 2019

BCCecue

A BCCecue is an event that the Boy Cunt Crew attend to consume freezer burnt sausages, out of date condiments and plan their next round of bad behavior. They participate in a series of games in honour of the Jaytard. The favoured game is the EmuBob, where the honour of presenting a bag of bumpers to the Jaytard is keenly contested.

Are you going to the BCCecue? I hear that the Queentard is making desserts.

Will the BCCecue be called off because of the rain? It should be because all the bumpers will be wet.

by Kung Of The Duckheads December 14, 2020