Kung Of The Duckheads's definitions

knotmick

knotmick is a creature often mistaken for the phantom. Having qualities akin to a Jedi Master, they are known to have given birth to many legends of cb radio. The sockboy is the natural prey of the knotmick. A Late Night Lenny will cringe and hide in a corner whenever they encounter a knotmick. A smegma will spend countless hours trying to repel a knotmick, only to fail dismally, in a similar vein to their university efforts.

You are part of the rich tapestry that makes up a knotmick

knotmick I am your father. sockboy Noooooo!

by Kung Of The Duckheads April 25, 2019

Cuntyology

Is the study of the behavioural patterns and reproductive methods of theUncle Cunty. Mini Uncle Cunties have begun to spread throughout society and there is a need to find a biological method of culling before they become a scourge similar to that of the Cane Toad.

What are you doing at university? I am doing a Bachelor of Science, majoring in Cuntyology.
If I do well in my Cuntyology course I may be able to rid the world of Uncle Cunties

by Kung Of The Duckheads April 24, 2020

Bozo

Bozo is a name that references someone who has failed to achieve any level of formal education and is easily lead and influenced by anyone who appears sympathetic. Bozo will, because of their lack of of understanding of the english language, try and engage in conversation, but in almost all cases, will become irritated and abusive due to not understanding what is being said to them. A Bozo will make up stories about their achievements, but everyone knows that they are just fabrications. A Bozo is not smart enough to know that their lies have been discovered and will continue on prosecuting the lie.

Please Bozo, don't try and sneak in with the humans.

by Kung Of The Duckheads March 3, 2019

tinyone

The tinyone is the biggest thing that the Boy Cunt Crew has ever encountered. Unsure of what they are dealing with, the members of the Boy Cunt Crew will taunt a tinyone until, in a similar fashion to the final attack of a leopard hunting its prey, they are left shredded and bleeding, as the tinyone makes off with the weakest of the pack, to feast on, as an Uncle Cunty feasts on a hamburger.

For Fuck Sake!!! Did you see the size of that tinyone
3 x Smegma + 2 x Uncle Cunty + Plastic John is no match for a tinyone

by Kung Of The Duckheads April 25, 2019

Boy Cunt Crew

Boy Cunt Crew is the name given to a group of badly behaved CB Radio operators who will go to any depths to cause disruption and mayhem on the local CB radio repeaters. They can often be found congregating together near water where they share freezer burnt sausages and out of date condiments whilst they plot their next round of bad behaviour. Their spiritual leader is Uncle Cunty.

Don't worry, its just the Boy Cunt Crew.

The Boy Cunt Crew are up to their tricks again.

by Kung Of The Duckheads February 27, 2019

Cuntifact

A cuntifact is a lie, told with such detail so as to try and convince the teller that it is the truth.

Where did you hear that? It sounds like a cuntifact.

If you heard it from a Queentard, it then it must be a cuntifact.

by Kung Of The Duckheads December 28, 2019

eddorkered

The act of having your rubbish bin searched by an eddorker

My rubbish bin has been eddorkered.

by Kung Of The Duckheads March 9, 2019