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Definitions by Kung Of The Duckheads

Queentard 

A Queentard is the result of the natural progression through life of an Uncle Cunty. Rejected by it's family and friends, the Uncle Cunty will start a new clan consisting of individuals with a much lower IQ than the Uncle Cunty. The result is a clan of less than intelligent people with their new leader, the Queentard.
Hey Uncle Cunty, congratulations on being appointed the Queentard.
If the brains of the Queentard and her band of followers were converted into dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow a nose.
Queentard by Kung Of The Duckheads December 13, 2019
A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.
Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.
Peedee by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019

Cuntradiction 

A cuntradiction is when someone says that it couldn't care less about something but their actions display the complete opposite.
If you don't care about cb radio why did you just spend nearly $500 on a new antenna. Isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
Isn't it a complete cuntradiction that you talk about channel 3 and the people on it every day, but say that you don't care about it?
If you say you never go to channel 3 but are heard on there regularly, isn't that a complete cuntradiction?

Tramaholic

Tramaholic describes a person who, conflicted by their morals, their problems with a back injury and their need for friendship, turns to tramadol and alcohol. This addiction eventually leads to the resolution of any conflict.
As a tramaholic, should you be drinking that much?
Tramaholic by Kung Of The Duckheads September 14, 2019
An affliction that has spread amongst the Boy Cunt Crew. It is transmitted by sneezing on a stack of freezer burnt sausages and passing them out at barbecues. Symptoms include severe anti social behaviour, a deep concern with the affairs of other people, and a deep desire to spread the disease by inviting people to eat the sausages at a barbecue.
Listen to that. You can just hear that he has raids.
Raids by Kung Of The Duckheads August 27, 2019

Creepin Jesus

Creepin Jesus is a term used by the tow trucking industry to describe those who who are act as their dogsbody. The Creepin Jesus is never allowed to perform anything but the most basic of menial tasks, yet they think that they are invaluable to the industry and can often be heard telling whoever will listen, how many friends they have and how important they are. Sometimes the Creepin Jesus will take exception to their name, so other names, such as Bozo and Fuckhead are often substituted. It is easy to identify a Creepin Jesus. Just look for someone in a wheelchair and the Creepin Jesus will be the one running away.
They call him Creepin, Creepin Jesus.
The VRO, or to use its full name, the Vag Rape Offer, is the preferred weapon of the Boy Cunt Crew. The BCC will lure their prey and apply the VRO is an offensive maneuver. The main aim is not the in the application of the VRO, but the glory of being able to gloat that they have used the VRO, and the anticipation of the offer being accepted.
If you come to my house, my housemate will pull out his VRO
VRO by Kung Of The Duckheads August 2, 2019