KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

breathed his last

Shorthand for "Breathed his last breath". Basically, died.

He let out a cry and breathed his last.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

1943

The year in which World War II stopped, according to the discovery channel.

Notice how discovery channel programming jumps from North Africa in 1942 straight to D-Day, in 1944. Probably because nothing really happened, and Italy isn't a real country anyway.


Skim past 1943 and let's talk a little about monte cassino.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 20, 2004

OJing

(v.) Playing the race card, legal gray areas and loopholes to escape conviction for a crime that you obviously commited.


(v.) Trying to contact the legal team that defended OJ simpson of killing Nicole.

If you would like to see his wife's body, it's at celebrity morgue

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

human nature

(Idiom) What is natural to humans. These traits are considered to be bad by society in general.


(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.

Human nature; Stealing, lying (Considered to be bad, but is a rather useful trait if done well), hating, jealousy, greed etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

fannyface

(n.) A person with a recent scar going vertically down thier face.

Butt licka after I finish cutting him apart.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

EnGuarde!

French expression with the meaning "Guard position". Said before a sword or fistfight.

EnGuarde, ros bif

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Rage against the machine

(v.) To hide the fact you sold out rather well by saying "Fuck the transnational record company that is paying me lots" and calling it "lyrics".

(n.) 90's band who captivated audiences with catchy tunes and a communist agenda. Those who are not tools of the liberal media will notice that thier lyrics and political ideas are absolute shit, while they are highly marketable because the average metal fan goes through a stage in thier early teens where they believe communism will save the world from the people they hate.

"Fuck the rich coporations" is what the say, but they end it at giving head.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004