KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

baliff

See bailiff

I speel no godo!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

yidiot

A contraction for "you idiot", said in an uncivilised voice and lower-class accent.

Ouch! Yidiot, mind where you're walking!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

gayboy

(n.) A young male homosexual. For a better definition as well as origin see Gaylord

Elitist is a gayboy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

a slap in the face

(n.) A situation where a mighty powers' will has been denied.

Germanys' re-armament was a slap in the face for the Treaty of Versaille members, although they chose to do nothing about it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

bare knucle fighting

No eye gouges, no nut-cracking, no gloves. Where all the former school-bullies take eachother on in a game of human cockfighting.

Gumba shall enter some bare knuckle fighting competitions.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

nessie

Friendly nickname for the Loch ness Monster.

I shall go nessie hunting this summer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

cinquecento

(n.) An economy car made by Fiat. Small, ugly, terrible turning, slow, underpowered and unconfortable, this car remains a high-seller for fiat because of the low price and cheap maintainence. No male, not even a homosexual can keep his cool when seen driving this car by his friends.

A ford model T could smoke a cinquecento.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004