total victory

To achieve every single goal that was desired in a war with a minimum of casualties.

Technically, the war of 1812 was a total victory for the British, while being a total loss for the Americans. Britain did, however, end impressing as a courtesy, which was the first step to securing the united states as an ally.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

something out of nothing

To over-react to a minor annoyance. Typically a trait of liberals and feminazi's

Did you just think "Wait, liberals ARE feminazis!"?


If so, you are welcomed, my fellow conservative.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Red coat

(n.) A British soldier. Memoir of the days when red coats were worn. This practise was ended during the Boer war, and was stamped out completely when Germany stopped world war one being a gentlemans' war

Look at the red coats!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

poor

See liberal, communist or pinko

I hate poor people because there are so many lefties there. They suck at politics and business, so libs should all fuck off. So says I, teh goatse bob.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

roid up

a) mispronounciation due to regional dialect of right-up or write-up.

b) To use anabolic steroids.

Roid up di alley, ya find mista osama bin laydn!


I wana roid up of dis by tamar marnun


He's in the changing rooms giving himself a roid up before training.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

man-o-war

a) Potugese warship

b) A kind of Jellyfish that is 100 feet long

c) used to compare to a), something that is quite powerful.

d) Metal Band

c) the man-o-war sized forces attacked Iraq

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

grassy knoll

Conspiracy-theorists' dream opportunity to speculate over the reasons JFK was killed.

Oh, yeah, I have a theory on the grassy knoll and area 51, it all starts in camp SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP-I-DON'T-CARE.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004