hfy

aalp

So hfy

by Krkič March 10, 2020

Kakakarma

the act of wishing all the shit in the world upon somebody just to be rewarded with diarrhea. the aggressive type.

My feelings about the election of Trump were clearly followed by prototypical Kakakarma.

by Krkič December 10, 2020

Obazda

If you date a butcher be prepared to eat meat everyday.
Be also prepared to get touch tested, massaged, smoked and weighed.

"is there anything i can get you from here?"
Chiemseer
Tegernseer
Augustiner
Obazda
Hirschlederne
FCB Merch 🤭
💐

by Krkič May 05, 2019

ode

I thought it was a real sweet story about two lovers whose identities become fluid when they are in a creative process.

"didnt you like my ode to artistic love?"
"no, you gay"

by Krkič June 23, 2019

@

modern life

account1 to account2 on account1's Instagram public comment section: "you can always confidently dm me, i would never leave you on read"
account2: "also don't block or @ me"
account1: "👍🤗👾🏥"

by Krkič May 22, 2019

hug

i'll be your tender bender and kiss you to sleep but if you annoy me i might

• finger your bum
• shave "L" on the back of your head when you're asleep
• pluck your nose hair and lashes with a tweezer
• only let you thrust once
• make you choose the order of all of the above
♡

Now let's hug my poopsie

by Krkič April 04, 2020

feelforyouers

friends

"how many feelforyouers do you have?"
"throuve"

by Krkič June 07, 2020