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John McEnroe

Hey wanna watch the tennis final with me
Federer Nadal might have been the final
But ok
by Krkič July 14, 2019
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Wally

Wally is just an ordinary person with all necessary body parts to survive. He sometimes gets high and sometimes low like every human with a consciousness. He speaks, hears, smells, moves, feels, thinks, sees alright. And i happen to love him dearly. Thats it.
Wally, can you pass me the zucchini, please?
Wally, you should phone your mother.
Wally, my hair got tangled up in the waffle maker, please help.
by Krkič January 20, 2021
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masterbation

its been quite a while since you got some
and you miss that good feeling
so you retreat to bed earlier than usual
take off your clothes
caress yourself, play yourself

until you hit the note
breathing slowly goes down
and you fall asleep piecefully
Do you do masterbation?
No.
(thinks) of course you do
by Krkič July 2, 2019
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nice

you are nice
you're nice.
by Krkič June 11, 2020
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Zuckerbrot und Peitsche

And its just frustrating
not knowing how to reach you
with you dismissing every little line i draw
where is this going
why are we here
do you have a plan
am i in it
and if there is no plan
why the carrot and the stick
Zuckerbrot und Peitsche
by Krkič August 2, 2019
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plias

postponing love is a sin
"Listen, this is not the most convenient time and i'm broke, too, so lets just.."
"plias"
by Krkič January 3, 2022
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domestikitty

Being a domestikitty is good and bad.
This is my domestikitty certificate. It says i won't bite or scratch.

Domestikitty: "we are prone to parallelisms. eew."

D'Shawne: "Don't be hating on D'Wren, D'Lafayette. She is a domestikitty."
by Krkič January 18, 2019
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