tell me a joke

never say this to me. nevver!

"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"

by Krkič December 11, 2019

Sly

today i heard my daughter sing She loves you. And i thought Shit, she knows, too.

Sly

by Krkič February 15, 2020

neutral

let us plan a journey

to history-neutral ground.

by Krkič June 20, 2019

🤭

🤭
It is, Jim.
It is very big.
It is true.

🤭
But i cannot make it disappear can i
Plus i spent time with it and got used to it

by Krkič May 03, 2019

You

What about Venice though?

You cumming?

by Krkič November 06, 2019

NSMEDD

when you go and see her on her deathbed and scream "honey, its National Suck my Exploding Dick Day" and she has to laugh real hard and gets horny so bad and dies happy.

Papi, it was a pleasure sucking your dick which was mine all these years.

Dont you act offended now. Its not a slutty thing to say. Its a wifey thing to say.
Long live NSMEDD!

by Krkič April 12, 2019

navigating

getting closer to your destination. physically, emotionally and mentally.
but it only makes sense if your destination is getting closer to you, too.

They are navigating towards each other.

by Krkič March 26, 2020