Kristal Conrad's definitions

dupe

tricking people in order to get back at them for breaking up with you in completely ridiculous ways--i.e. via text, in front of a bff 4 minutes before school starts, etc.

I'm definitely gonna dupe him tonight. He's a douche.

by Kristal Conrad March 30, 2009

hairspray curl

a curl that is sprayed liberally with "hairspray", which may or may not actually be spray adhesive. it doesn't move. it scares small children. is generally found upon the head of a Jennifer, and decorated by an obnoxious hair clip.

Look! Is that a squirrel on the back of her head? No, it's just a hairspray curl. Ew...

by Kristal Conrad March 30, 2009

Honda Civic

a car usually owned by a douche-y guy who is ironically over-obsessed with his POS car. may also be owned by a bear.

Eww... That guy drives a Honda Civic. Let's key it!!!

by Kristal Conrad March 30, 2009

cell phone

usually found attached permanently to the hand of a guy who uses it to break up with a wonderful chick. may also be used to text his bff/gay lover, mom, or his own personal Duper.

Don't buy a cell phone! You might end up with a rash.

by Kristal Conrad March 30, 2009