cell phone

usually found attached permanently to the hand of a guy who uses it to break up with a wonderful chick. may also be used to text his bff/gay lover, mom, or his own personal Duper.
Don't buy a cell phone! You might end up with a rash.
by Kristal Conrad March 31, 2009
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dupe

tricking people in order to get back at them for breaking up with you in completely ridiculous ways--i.e. via text, in front of a bff 4 minutes before school starts, etc.
I'm definitely gonna dupe him tonight. He's a douche.
by Kristal Conrad March 31, 2009
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hairspray curl

a curl that is sprayed liberally with "hairspray", which may or may not actually be spray adhesive. it doesn't move. it scares small children. is generally found upon the head of a Jennifer, and decorated by an obnoxious hair clip.
Look! Is that a squirrel on the back of her head? No, it's just a hairspray curl. Ew...
by Kristal Conrad March 31, 2009
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Honda Civic

a car usually owned by a douche-y guy who is ironically over-obsessed with his POS car. may also be owned by a bear.
Eww... That guy drives a Honda Civic. Let's key it!!!
by Kristal Conrad March 31, 2009
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