A drink introduced in Ash Vs Evil Dead. According to Ash's recipe, the drink is made using vodka, strawberry liqueur, grenadine, lemonade, orange zest, and nutmeg. Also, it has a "shit ton of Ketamine" in it. The drink is so popular for being so strong that a few sips would get you wasted, that folks would come from the next towns over to try this legendary beverage.
Before Ashley J Williams became famous for killing Deadites, he and his buddy Chet were famous for their legendary beverage, Pink Fuck, found ONLY in Elk Grove, Michigan.
by KrispyDymond May 03, 2018
Get the pink fuckmug. Death by masturbation. Basically, fapping so hard you die. Most common in older men with erectile disfunction, who have a hard time getting, and keeping, it up, making them have to jerk harder, thus increasing the heartbeat, often resulting in a heart attack. Faptality, in a broader sense, can refer to ANY fap-related mishap, such as autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong.
Tim: "Hey did you hear what happened to Blake? He was watching Japanese porn, and nutted so hard, his balls exploded and he had a heart attack!!!"
Nelson: " Wow, not THAT is a faptality!!!"
Nelson: " Wow, not THAT is a faptality!!!"
by KrispyDymond November 28, 2018
Get the faptalitymug. Stands for the GREATEST insult of all time: "Slimy Little Communist Shit Twinkle Toed Cocksucker". Originating from the movie Full Metal Jacket, this insult should only be reserved for the absolute WORST offenders, as it is such an epic insult, and also because if not used by a serious person, in a serious moment, you will most likely burst out laughing. I mean, just LOOK at the words: almost impossible to not laugh by just READING them, in your head or aloud!!
Bradley: Dude, Kevin just stole my stash, then fucked my girl!!
Cody: Bro that's fucked up!! What did you do?
Bradley: I called him a slcsttc, and he was totally speechless.
Cody: slcsttc? What's that?
Bradley: Slimy Little Communist Shit Twinkle Toed Cocksucker.
Bradley and Cody both almost die from laughter.
Cody: Bro that's fucked up!! What did you do?
Bradley: I called him a slcsttc, and he was totally speechless.
Cody: slcsttc? What's that?
Bradley: Slimy Little Communist Shit Twinkle Toed Cocksucker.
Bradley and Cody both almost die from laughter.
by KrispyDymond January 17, 2018
Get the slcsttcmug. The best character in the Netflix series Stranger Things. Played by the incomparable Sadie Sink She plays video games, rides a skateboard, has red hair, and is totally adorable. If you don't like her, you deserve to be raped by a Demagorgon.
by KrispyDymond December 15, 2017
Get the max mayfieldmug. The only song by the (fictional) band Glitter Job. The beginning of the song was originally used for part of the Bad Lip Reading parody of Stranger Things. However , a full version was later recorded and made available on YouTube and ITunes. While some of the lyrics are admittedly nonsensical, it is still an awesome song, with cool beats, and awesome vocals.
The guy that sat on his potato put his socks around his neck.
Even I would touch the junk.
It was a dog who bit me for the burger meat.
I got bit.
Gotta find my sticks.
Frightened nipple, frightened nipple.
The Ice God Of Hungary sailed across the sea
to become a deity.
And while the doctor played his flute,
The captain sailed his crew through the Strait of Avalon.
Even I would touch the junk.
It was a dog who bit me for the burger meat.
I got bit.
Gotta find my sticks.
Frightened nipple, frightened nipple.
The Ice God Of Hungary sailed across the sea
to become a deity.
And while the doctor played his flute,
The captain sailed his crew through the Strait of Avalon.
by KrispyDymond January 02, 2018
Get the ice god of hungarymug. A neart is technically a fart, but in proximity, or near, other people. A fart is arguably ONLY a fart if it is done by oneself, or FAR, from other people, thus the "far" in fart. To be a neart, the person must pass gas in the vicinity of others, and at least one must be able to smell it, to deem it a true neart.
Tony was late to work, stuck in the dinky old elevator, listening to that stupid elevator music. To make matters worse, the fat dude next to him let loose a loud, smelly, room-shaking neart.
by KrispyDymond November 01, 2018
Get the Neartmug.