Definitions by Kreltch Meister Mike

full nokia

Someone who goes off Facebook, then WhatsApp, then Instagram . . . and never signs up for Signal or Telegram.

Hey, I've been trying to get hold of Mike, but it looks like he's gone Full Nokia.

a sport involving creeping around on urban surfaces using animal-like movements. Parkour for people afraid of injury.

She spent the afternoon kreltching along the breakwater, looking at the surfers, trying not to be noticed.