Kreltch Meister Mike's definitions

full nokia

Someone who goes off Facebook, then WhatsApp, then Instagram . . . and never signs up for Signal or Telegram.

Hey, I've been trying to get hold of Mike, but it looks like he's gone Full Nokia.

by Kreltch Meister Mike March 29, 2021

kreltch

a sport involving creeping around on urban surfaces using animal-like movements. Parkour for people afraid of injury.

She spent the afternoon kreltching along the breakwater, looking at the surfers, trying not to be noticed.

by Kreltch Meister Mike September 25, 2016