I thought I could squeeze out an SBD at Jimbo's funeral, but it turned into a gianormous rolling fart!
by Kowulz November 17, 2007
by Kowulz June 11, 2009
speedwaddler, noun;
1) One who speedwaddles
2) A person of enormous girth and energy who achieves foraward momentum by shifting their bulk from side to side and leaning forward, much to the chagrin of anyone or anything in thier path
1) One who speedwaddles
2) A person of enormous girth and energy who achieves foraward momentum by shifting their bulk from side to side and leaning forward, much to the chagrin of anyone or anything in thier path
by Kowulz May 09, 2007
Penetration Specialist; noun, A trained body piercer who is current on methods, piercing, and proper sterilization. A true Penetration Specialist sees body piercing as an art form, not just a job and goes out of their way to help their customers find piercings suitable to their anatomy and lifestyles.
Rock explained to me that the shape of my ear and my construction job made an industrial a risky choice for a body piercing. He did an awesome conch on me instead. He is a real Penetration Specialist!
by Kowulz December 29, 2007