tits

tits, exclaimation expressing great joy, wonder, excitement, or happiness. Often preceded by "fucking". Awesome, the shit

Rock's new tattoo was fucking tits!

by Kowulz March 31, 2007

Smoft

Smoft; adjective, smooth and soft.

Her legs were so smoft my pants virtually exploded!

by Kowulz June 11, 2009

speedwaddler

speedwaddler, noun;

1) One who speedwaddles

2) A person of enormous girth and energy who achieves foraward momentum by shifting their bulk from side to side and leaning forward, much to the chagrin of anyone or anything in thier path

Turn a speedwaddler loose in an all-you-can-eat buffet and they become a WMD. No one is safe!

by Kowulz May 09, 2007

FIIKLFO

FIIKLFO, acronym, Fuck If I know, let's find out!

"Hey, Man! Does getting your septum pierced with a 10 gauge hurt?"

"FIIKLFO!"

by Kowulz June 21, 2007