speedwaddle

speedwaddle, verb; An obese person's attempt to propel themself by shifting thier weight from side to side and leaning forward without concern for persons or property in thier path.

I was nearly bulldozed when some gargantuan 500 pounder decided to speedwaddle through me to get to the cookies in Wal-Mart!

by Kowulz May 24, 2007

Smoft

Smoft; adjective, smooth and soft.

Her legs were so smoft my pants virtually exploded!

by Kowulz June 10, 2009

Penetration Specialist

Penetration Specialist; noun, A trained body piercer who is current on methods, piercing, and proper sterilization. A true Penetration Specialist sees body piercing as an art form, not just a job and goes out of their way to help their customers find piercings suitable to their anatomy and lifestyles.

Rock explained to me that the shape of my ear and my construction job made an industrial a risky choice for a body piercing. He did an awesome conch on me instead. He is a real Penetration Specialist!

by Kowulz January 13, 2008

FIIKLFO

FIIKLFO, acronym, Fuck If I know, let's find out!

"Hey, Man! Does getting your septum pierced with a 10 gauge hurt?"

"FIIKLFO!"

by Kowulz July 20, 2007