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Penetration Specialist

Penetration Specialist; noun, A trained body piercer who is current on methods, piercing, and proper sterilization. A true Penetration Specialist sees body piercing as an art form, not just a job and goes out of their way to help their customers find piercings suitable to their anatomy and lifestyles.
Rock explained to me that the shape of my ear and my construction job made an industrial a risky choice for a body piercing. He did an awesome conch on me instead. He is a real Penetration Specialist!
by Kowulz January 13, 2008
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butt music

butt music, noun: Audible gastro-intestinal disturbances, not neccessarily of a melodious or harmonious nature.
Rock's butt music scared the children, upset the guests, and rattled the windows!
by Kowulz April 4, 2007
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dick and a half

dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.
Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
by Kowulz April 11, 2007
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Smoft

Smoft; adjective, smooth and soft.
Her legs were so smoft my pants virtually exploded!
by Kowulz June 10, 2009
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