puerto rican pool party

When everyone comes to the pool wearing swim trunks and a t shirt

All of the dudes were afraid to take their shirts off when they went swimming it was a regular puerto rican pool party,

by Kongo Kong October 19, 2021

pregnant clown

A fat ugly woman that wears way too much make up

What"s keeping dad so busy in the garage? he is banging a pregnant clown

by Kongo Kong December 12, 2023

idiot whisperer

Someone who has the amazing ability to make stupid people believe anything they say no matter how dumb stupid or moronic it may sound.

Donald Trump won the election because he made all those poor uneducated morons believe all the stupid things he said during his speeches he truly is indeed the idiot whisperer.

by Kongo Kong August 27, 2018

canadian hand grenade

A snowball with a rock hidden inside of it

Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....

by Kongo Kong March 31, 2023

cardboard cowboy

Some who likes to act tough but is really a coward all talk no action

I thought he was a tough guy but he turned out to be nothing but a cardboard cowboy.

by Kongo Kong June 27, 2018

The monochrome effect

The sudden and overwhelming urge to listen to Japanese pop music.

I just had the sudden urge to listen to Perfume and Kyary pamyu pamyu it must be the monochrome effect.

by Kongo Kong July 03, 2018

Superbug

A dangerous and stupid person that only seems to get stronger the more you hate them.

Almost everyone seems to dislike Donald trump but he still became the president of the united states he must be like some kind of superbug or something.

by Kongo Kong February 07, 2018