Komedian's definitions

guinea rope

A large cigar, usually chewed on one end

"Look at this guy with his fuckin guinea rope hangin' out of his mouth. Who does he think he is?"

by Komedian December 8, 2019

Whomst

Another way of saying who, but commonly spoken in the language of old.

Whomst dares enter ye olde tavern at this hour?

by Komedian January 31, 2017

Code IR9

Code IR9 is a top secret code for someone snooping through your phone, computer, or social media accounts.

1: were u on snapchat 5 minutes ago?
2: no? my gf had my phone.
1: shit, we git a code IR9 on our hands

by Komedian February 26, 2019

whomst'd've

Whom'st did or have

Whomst'd've caught me in the act? I covered my tracks well enough.

by Komedian January 29, 2017

whomst'd've's'nd

An example used to confuse a Grammer Nazi

Person: The trap is set, but who's tricking who?
Grammer-Nazi: It's actually whom. It's who's tricking whom.
Person: Whomst'd've's'nd do you think you are?
Grammer-Nazi: ...

by Komedian January 29, 2017

Mushroom soccer

The act of finding a mushroom, throwing it in the air, and kicking it, sending pieces of fungus flying several meters away.

Stan: How'd you break your ankle?
Josh: The same way every college student does; playing mushroom soccer.

by Komedian July 11, 2017