Definitions by Kokobolivia Von mallen

Umbilical condom

When after birth, the umbilical cord is saved preserved with preservatives from a bag of beef jerky or similar preservatives, kept moist then stretched, put on your penis then masterbaited into.

Yo, I just used an umbilical condom!

Umbilical condom by Kokobolivia Von mallen February 7, 2026

Clock-fucked

When one appears, acts, and walks as if they had been fucked for 24 hour straight.

Hi Veronica, you look clock-fucked!

Clock-fucked by Kokobolivia Von mallen February 7, 2026