KnowItAll1979 's definitions

🍒 Cordial

The act of pushing a marinade consisting of semen, feces and blood out of the anus.

An unintended consequence when a homosexual male receives anal sex, known as the Bottom, has anal sex that tears the lining of the rectum or anus in addition to not knowing how to and/or not having time to properly prepare (clean out, douche) for anal sex.

Jock 1: Hey man, did you finally fuck last night?

Jock 2: Oh hey man, yeah it was a 🍒 Cordial; Queen Anne style .

Jock 1: 🍒 Cordial?

Jock 2: Yeah you know.. a 🍒 Cordial happens after you cum in him and he pushes your load out but shit and blood came to.

Jock 1: OH Fuck! I'm sorry man. That's gross.

by KnowItAll1979 April 30, 2021

The scrooched moose

The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.

A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".

by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020

twat trapper

An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.

The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.

Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...

by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021

Palm seeder

When a man ejaculates into his palm for ease of clean up or to eat it.

Guy 1: Dude, where were you? Why are you so late.

Guy 2: I had 5 minutes so I stopped at palm seeder.

by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022

Thigh gravy

The special sauce created when an obese person has thigh sweat and to absorb the perspiration they add baby powder creating a gravy-like nastiness reserved for a special fetish episode of Jerry Springer.

Man 1: Yo, that girl is nasty. Don’t believe her when she tells you she has a WAP. It’s not her pussy thats wet.

Man 2: How do you mean?

Man 1: She had so much thigh sweat she had to go add some baby powder to absorb it all, but all she managed to do is make thigh gravy. I was like What The Fuck! I’m not putting my face in that.

by KnowItAll1979 February 5, 2023

Jerker lurker

Any voyeur whom enjoys finding men masturbating in public usually at known cruising areas or by setting a pre-determined location.

Jerker 1: Hey man missed you at the park & Ride. There were so many jerker lurkers hanging today.

Jerker 2: Damn sorry I missed that. Hopefully they will be back tomorrow.

by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022

Moss Piglet

A novice (green to, ie: moss) to pig play/dirty sex

Friend 1: Dude, you totally missed it last night. I went to this party and it was lit. The host had the house sectioned out in different sex themes. I was in the pig pen and by the end of the night I was made a Moss Piglet.

by KnowItAll1979 July 24, 2022