Kmart Queen's definitions

Small dick energy

Entitled men pricks who thinks their $#1+ doesn’t stink. For example: Andrew Tate, Elon Must, and Donald Trump.

Andrew has small dick energy by driving his 2022 Range Rover and wearing his 6 Rolex watches. He’s also acting like his middle rear section.

by Kmart Queen December 30, 2022

Fix It Again, Tony

It’s the acronym for Ford, as discussed by Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble) on King of the Hill.

Dale: I know what’s wrong with it. It’s a Ford. You know what Ford stands for, don’t cha? It stands for Fix It Again, Tony.

Hank: You’re thinking of a Fiat, Dale.

Dale: fix it again…

by Kmart Queen October 30, 2023

Electric Avenue

1. The defunct electronics department, similar to Circuit City, but located inside Montgomery Ward stores that closed completely before 2002.

2. Where you get high in your vehicle.

3. See Circuit City.

Do you want to go to Electric Avenue and buy that VCR on sale?

No, I’d rather go to Circuit City. It’s cheaper there anyways

by Kmart Queen September 5, 2022

mamma mia

Typically used by the Italian plumber Mario from Nintendoland of folklore, it’s a replacement for curse words that he (or any Italian character) one might say before dying or losing their spaghetti.

Mario went under Bowser (the head of Nintendo) to get a new game, but he was milliseconds from crushing him. Mario said “mamma mia” before he lost one of his 5 lives then and the screen said “Mario x 4”.

by Kmart Queen August 6, 2023

Kwyjibo

1. El Homo
2. Homer J. Simpson

There’s a Kwyjibo on the loose.

by Kmart Queen February 16, 2024

Kwyjibo

1. El Homo
2. Homer J. Simpson

There’s a Kwyjibo on the loose.

by Kmart Queen February 16, 2024