Definitions by KlausBorski
podzalupni tvorojock
The cottage cheese of the foreskin. It formed between foreskin and dickhead as result of unsanitary conditions, grubbiness. The rest of sperm, urine,wet of this genitals space make a conditions of creating the substances is simmilar to "young cottage cheese", but smell of it is very very terrible!
- OMG! i have to wash up, coz i've found at dickplace some podzalupni tvorojock ('dick cottage cheese') that soon became a Parmesan!
podzalupni tvorojock by KlausBorski October 20, 2020
a landan is da capital of Great Britain
In the postUSSRic countries this phrase show that the pronuncator of it is "intrested in learning of english, modern and up-to-date person, very educated and so on". But in reality it shows that person is just wanna image like this but have no power to work and study hard, but just say this words he thinks that make him educational and clever in eyes of environment
- Moi sin svobodno govorit po angliski...Sinok, nu-ka skaji jto-nebudz? translate:My son speaks english fluently. Hey, son, say something in english??
- a landan is da capital of Great Britain!
-OHO! TOCHNO KAK ANGLICHANIN GOVORIT! translate:Wow, he speaks like english is his mother tongue!
- a landan is da capital of Great Britain!
-OHO! TOCHNO KAK ANGLICHANIN GOVORIT! translate:Wow, he speaks like english is his mother tongue!
a landan is da capital of Great Britain by KlausBorski October 20, 2020
AUE (АУЕ)
The abbreviation of "Prisoner Way is The One" (Arestanski Uklad Edin). Meaning is that prisoners,thieves and people with criminal past who keeps bandit manner and customs , have to keep one rules of living and behavior.
Declaring "AUE" the person recorns himself to AUE-community, that is very popular among russian teens, despite they have never been prisoned
Declaring "AUE" the person recorns himself to AUE-community, that is very popular among russian teens, despite they have never been prisoned
AUE (АУЕ) by KlausBorski October 20, 2020
people r people, but u r the mazaphukah on camel
Colloquial phrase in runglish (russian based on bad knowledge of english) . Created to convey the sense about "People are normal, but you are the most damned piece of shit like and dont fit into the environment like "the dick on the back of the camel beetween its humps"
people r people, but u r the mazaphukah on camel by KlausBorski October 20, 2020
Old Plesh
The name of Alexander Grigorievich Lukashenko who impertinently reigns in Belarus since 1994 to 2020, and in 2k20 ignore the Covid, set in prison almost all opponents before elections and rest of them - after elections, then declared 80% "for him" votes as official results.
Plesh is the little rest of hair on the head that symbolised the old age commonly, and the old age of Lukashenko particularly.
Plesh is the little rest of hair on the head that symbolised the old age commonly, and the old age of Lukashenko particularly.
- What?? I Have to pay taxes for that i have no job?? Whattaphuck?!?! When this Old Plesh will get retired????
*****
- What the election result of Belarus in 2020?What says officials?
-80% for Old Plesh..
-OMG, it's the holy lie!
*****
- What the election result of Belarus in 2020?What says officials?
-80% for Old Plesh..
-OMG, it's the holy lie!
Old Plesh by KlausBorski October 20, 2020
Oparish
The larva of fly. In Russia and postUSSR world fly's larvas used for fishing as alternative of worms. And "oparishes" can be bought in any special fishing or men's shops.
Also as for joke kids oparishes can be hiddene somewhere, and in time the flies will appear in this place
The colloquial figurative meaning is the name of "person who not clean"
Also as for joke kids oparishes can be hiddene somewhere, and in time the flies will appear in this place
The colloquial figurative meaning is the name of "person who not clean"
-Let's go fishing!
-Ok, but before buy some bottles of oparishes
-Dats rite!
-What's the dirty placy of yours!!! YOU ARE OPARISH!
-Ok, but before buy some bottles of oparishes
-Dats rite!
-What's the dirty placy of yours!!! YOU ARE OPARISH!
Oparish by KlausBorski October 20, 2020
Govnomes
Russian word is the mix of the "Govno" (what equals to english "shit") and "mes" (from "mesits" and means "mix"), and common straight sense - the person who knid/mix the shit.
In russian straight-men language "person who knid the shit" is the non-traditional sexual orientation man of active position , because he "knid the shit in the asshole of his partner by his dick", and even passive homosexual man because "he like to knid his shit, which is kept in his asshole by the his f*cker's dick".
The figurative sense is abusive word to guy, because in Russia all that connected with homosexuality is the little abusive, not seriosly, with laughing and also abusive word in friendly chating
In russian straight-men language "person who knid the shit" is the non-traditional sexual orientation man of active position , because he "knid the shit in the asshole of his partner by his dick", and even passive homosexual man because "he like to knid his shit, which is kept in his asshole by the his f*cker's dick".
The figurative sense is abusive word to guy, because in Russia all that connected with homosexuality is the little abusive, not seriosly, with laughing and also abusive word in friendly chating
- Hey, Govnomes, let's go for a drink tonight?
- i don't know could I...
- oh, every time u coundt...damned govnomes
- i don't know could I...
- oh, every time u coundt...damned govnomes
Govnomes by KlausBorski October 20, 2020