Techtriarch

Head of your family's tech support.

After transferring my parents over to their new smart phones I realized I was the techtriarch of the family.

by Kjahnke812 January 08, 2021

Budship

Friend that's only your friend because you both smoke weed.

I think this is the start of a beautiful budship.

by Kjahnke812 September 25, 2021

Techucate

Educating a person on technology they are unfamiliar with.

"I had to techucate my mom on how find a car for sale in her area on Craigslist."

by Kjahnke812 June 25, 2016

Footles

Handles on the bottom of doors that let you open the door with a foot.

Thornton's gas station is the first place I saw footles in use.

by Kjahnke812 July 16, 2021

flabberASSted

When a booty is so fine it flabbergast you.

That booty on her left me flabberASSted.

by Kjahnke812 January 11, 2022

Allahoween

Muslim Halloween.

Muhammad was Osama Bin Laden this year for Allahoween.

by Kjahnke812 December 27, 2016

Snowrming

A motherfucking snow storm, a blizzard.

Today I coined the phrase snowrming

by Kjahnke812 December 23, 2022