Kjahnke812 's definitions

flabberASSted

When a booty is so fine it flabbergast you.

That booty on her left me flabberASSted.

by Kjahnke812 January 10, 2022

Budship

Friend that's only your friend because you both smoke weed.

I think this is the start of a beautiful budship.

by Kjahnke812 September 24, 2021

Goodness grossness

An exclamation of surprise when seeing something disgusting.

I explained, "Goodness grossness!" when the rather large when bent over and her phone peaked out.

by Kjahnke812 July 18, 2017

Allahoween

Muslim Halloween.

Muhammad was Osama Bin Laden this year for Allahoween.

by Kjahnke812 December 26, 2016

Indian reservation

When you made a reservation at a restaurant but when you get there they have given it away to someone else.

Apparently the hostess made ours an Indian reservation.

by Kjahnke812 October 2, 2025

Highired

Being high on marijuana and extremely tired simultaneously.

I'm so fucking highired from work and this dro.

by Kjahnke812 January 13, 2017

Techtriarch

Head of your family's tech support.

After transferring my parents over to their new smart phones I realized I was the techtriarch of the family.

by Kjahnke812 January 7, 2021