Kix's definitions

Adorkable

What I'll never be, despite being a dork.

Steven Page from BNL is so adorkable.

by Kix May 3, 2004

KFC

1. Keep Fooling Customers.
2: Kentucky Fried Crow.
3: Killing Farm Chickens.
4: Kippered Fried Chocobo.
5: Kentucky Felched Crap.
7: Keep Furries Contained.

Man, that KFC is some good eatin'.

by Kix May 4, 2004

christian gentleman

1. A dying breed of decent human beings due to the fact that women hate them (see feminist).
2. Guys who can't get any.
3. ME.

Have you thought about dating him? He's such a nice Christian gentleman.

by Kix May 4, 2004

spring break

An excuse for people to act like uninhibited promiscuous clownshoes.

My cousin went off to spring break.

by Kix May 4, 2004

SoR

1. The abbreviation for Streets of Rage, quite possibly the best fighting game series for the Sega Genesis until Street Fighter II: Champion Edition came out. Responsible for hours of enjoyment in my life.
2. How a clownshoe spells "soar".

Man, Blaze from SoR is one fly honey...

by Kix May 4, 2004

stinkpalm

Something retarded comic book fans attempt to do to Kevin Smith at comic conventions.

Don't fsck with The Jedi Master, son!

by Kix May 3, 2004