Definitions by Kix

about:blank 

What the window says before it shosw you a popup for goatse.cx or something similarly evil.

I pressed Alt-F4 when the about:blank window popped up.

about:blank by Kix May 3, 2004

acute dick

A woman's polite way of telling you that you're about as well-hung as a two-year-old. Synonyms: two-inch tickler and two-pump chump.

Jeez, you have acute dick.

acute dick by Kix May 3, 2004

Adorkable

What I'll never be, despite being a dork.

Steven Page from BNL is so adorkable.

Adorkable by Kix May 3, 2004

Ally McMeal 

A cardboard box containing half a Chicken McNugget and a rubber glove so you can gag yourself.

That fatty ordered an Ally McMeal.

Ally McMeal by Kix May 3, 2004

stinkpalm 

Something retarded comic book fans attempt to do to Kevin Smith at comic conventions.

Don't fsck with The Jedi Master, son!

stinkpalm by Kix May 3, 2004

gold digger

1. A great comic (Amercian manga) by war veteran Fred Perry about cute girls who go on archaeological expeditions. Was around even BEFORE video game star Lara Croft. Also features arguably the most beautiful catgirl ever, Brittany "Cheetah" Diggers.
2. Also Gina Diggers' (the main character) nickname.

Man that last issue of Gold Digger was really good! I couldn't stop turning the pages, and when I turned the last page, I wished I had more pages to turn!

gold digger by Kix May 3, 2004