Definitions by Kitty Girl

hide the sausage

If you are playing "Hide the Sausage", you are having sex, another version is "Spear the bearded clam".

"Want to play a game of hide the sausage?"

hide the sausage by Kitty Girl May 17, 2005

Spends 

Cash, Money, Dosh.

Lets go to the hole in the wall and get some 'spends'

Im skint ive got no 'spends'

Spends by kitty girl November 22, 2003