hide the sausage

If you are playing "Hide the Sausage", you are having sex, another version is "Spear the bearded clam".
"Want to play a game of hide the sausage?"
by Kitty Girl May 17, 2005
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Spends

Cash, Money, Dosh.
Lets go to the hole in the wall and get some 'spends'

Im skint ive got no 'spends'
by kitty girl November 22, 2003
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