Kirsty's definitions

gold hooped earrings

as worn by female knackers, pikeys, atomic kitten etc and kappa tracksuit wearing dogs

Britney Clare:hey Melinda Rose, have you seen these earrings in da catalogue

by kirsty November 19, 2003

lost wallet syndrome

an inexplicable disease suffered by aussies, having "lost their wallets" an unsuspecting person picks up the tab, happens in all venues; pubs, niteclubs, shops bus stops etc

hey mate, you wanna drink? oh shit ive lost my wallet, mines a fosters anyway!

by kirsty November 19, 2003

finger of fudge

An anal treat, where the finger is inserted into the anus and withdrawn.

David Furnish:hey baby fancy meat and two veg tonite?
elton:nah, a finger of fudge please.

not to be mistaken for;"a finger of fudge is just enough to give the kids a treat"

by kirsty November 19, 2003

utterly butterly

as used by Marlon Brando in Last Tango...

"hey baby, pass da budder"

by kirsty November 19, 2003

gobstopper

when your boyfriends shlong is too big to blow

hey vinnie, thats some gobstopper, its a hand job for you tonite

by kirsty November 19, 2003

blazin squad

Blazin Squad r FIT!

Blazin Squad r cool n any1 who disses em' r just jealous especially da ladz so just bk off coz i luv em' 2 pieces, they r all fit especially MUS whos xtra FIT. i wudnt kick him outta bed :)
Future Mrs Omer xXx

by Kirsty March 9, 2004