Definitions by KingTT

As Empty as Ventura Avenue on Yom Kippur

Really fucking empty.

And lo, on the tenth of this Jewish month of Tishrei, all goyim will make fantastic time.

As Empty as Ventura Avenue on Yom Kippur by KingTT July 14, 2003

trikini

A bathing suit comprised of two Band-Aids and a thong.

Aw dad, don't wear your trikini around the house.

trikini by KingTT July 14, 2003

bleed

To use or participate in an object or event for an extended period of time.

DAMN! Mike Lever bled his chordstick last night!

bleed by KingTT July 2, 2003

chordstick

A musical keyboard.

I got this chordstick offa' eBay for twenny bucks!

chordstick by KingTT July 2, 2003

hurf

To inhale or snort.

Emma, pliz hurf some insecticide kthx.

hurf by KingTT June 22, 2003

Go sleep on a towel

Insult used towards anyone who dyes their hair, but is targeted especially towards the Wapanese. The phrase comes from the act of dyeing one's hair before going to sleep, then putting a towel on their pillow to avoid staining it.

Go sleep on a towel, you chafing Wap.

Go sleep on a towel by KingTT June 21, 2003

gin

Gin is an unaged liquor made by distilling grains such as barley, corn or rye. Its bouquet comes from juniper berries, coriander, herbs and spices, usually added to the grain mash during distillation. The gin is stored in glass, earthenware or stainless steel containers, but does not mature in these. The storage time serves only to harmonize the product.

Someone once said that "A bar without gin is like an Italian kitchen without pasta". No other liquor provides for the creation of so many classic cocktails. Gin is in fact a liquor that is harmonious with almost anything.

Without gin the king of cocktails, the dry Martini, would not exist.

Mmm, Gin.

gin by KingTT June 21, 2003