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Definitions by King of the Bomangoddies

horseshitishness 

The act of being in the way or holding someone up with your bullshit when they're in a hurry and you know they're in a hurry but you continue to drag your ass regardless because your horseshit is more important.
There I was on a Monday morning running late and standing in line behind some useless piece of shit that is buying and scratching off lottery tickets...waiting .. Waiting.. Still WAITING.. to pay for my morning redbull and a tank of gas. Ten minutes has passed and the line is getting longer and longer, and the fuck tard in front keeps buying and scratching his tickets like he's gonna win big at any moment. Impatience is growing and the line is getting more and more Feduperated with his horseshitishness.
You fucked it up so unfuck it, it's your own assfalt, sorry but your ass your fault dude.

feduperated

The emotional disconnection and feeling of wanting to shove everyone's head up their own ass that comes from being more than frustrated with everything and everybody's bullshit.
Dude your lack of respect and intelligence has me feeling beyond frustrated. In fact, I'm down right Feduperated with your games and head up your ass trick.

shitterdirt

Shitterdirt is the dirt that is left in a pile next to a hole that has been dug to use as a shitter. The dirt is set aside and saved to fill the shitter hole in once it has become full of shit.
Joe she's been treating me like shitterdirt, casting me aside and left to cover up all her shit.

Wobbler Hammer 

An out of control wobbling male appendage that is used as a flailing tool to knock the sense back into senseless hoes.
Your brainless ex is acting senseless bro, you need to wobbler hammer that ass before she totally loses her damn mind.

Peckerwood tree

A smooth skinned tree that grows stubby knotty branches that look like peckers.
If your wood supply is down Bob, you should get up to the Peckerwood tree. It's up over the hill.