13 definitions by King of the Bomangoddies

wigglebutt

The Earthquaking shaking of ones ass when they're happy to have their feet planted on your chest and a sock stuffed in their mouth.

My dog is such a wigglebutt, she knocks everything over with her flailing tail.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

shitterdirt

Shitterdirt is the dirt that is left in a pile next to a hole that has been dug to use as a shitter. The dirt is set aside and saved to fill the shitter hole in once it has become full of shit.

Joe she's been treating me like shitterdirt, casting me aside and left to cover up all her shit.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 26, 2017

carroboutits

Redneck term for an emotional feeling that grows down deep in the soul. When respect and gratitude are given, you'll tend to develop more carroboutits. Unlike carrots that need fertilizer to grow, too much bullshit in your crop will kill all your carroboutits.

There's too much bullshit round here to have any carroboutits.

by King of the Bomangoddies May 23, 2018

Stickeroff

The ooze of a male ejaculating appendage used to safely get a sticker off.

Dude there's a Walmart sticker stuck to your forehead, you could get that off with Stickeroff.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 16, 2019

Peckerwood tree

A smooth skinned tree that grows stubby knotty branches that look like peckers.

If your wood supply is down Bob, you should get up to the Peckerwood tree. It's up over the hill.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 26, 2017

Wobbler Hammer

An out of control wobbling male appendage that is used as a flailing tool to knock the sense back into senseless hoes.

Your brainless ex is acting senseless bro, you need to wobbler hammer that ass before she totally loses her damn mind.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 26, 2017