Definitions by King Yamayama
Mickey D’s Muscle
A Mickey D’s Muscle can be any body part(stomach, ass and more)that is larger than normal due to eating too much Fast Food.
My buddy Pete said earlier today at the gym. Look over there, that guys gotta one of the best Mickey D’S Muscle growing on his ass I’ve seen in a while.
Mickey D’s Muscle by King Yamayama October 21, 2026
Michcheating
A nickname from haters of the football team aka TTUN. This football team has won a National Title, lost a Head Football Coach and won a football game against an inferior opponent all by various forms of Cheating . They are also known as the “Michcheating Football Team”
Hey did you see the end of Western Michigan vs TTUN game ? Yep just Michcheating up to dirty tricks again!
Michcheating by King Yamayama September 17, 2026
Aunt Tank
Aunt Tank is a nickname given to Aunts in certain areas of the country. The name is earned by not necessarily being a large woman but her ability to absorb large amounts of alcohol in any form and the occasional prescription med. She can do this without any noticeable side effects. Hence she is a Tank.
Hey look at Aunt S——? over there she’s pounded down 14 long necks and a gummy but she still looks the same, is walking and talking with no ill effects. Her nickname is now Aunt Tank
Aunt Tank by King Yamayama August 27, 2026
Mary Jane Sippy
Man I usually do a low dose Mary Jane Sippy of 5mg to relax to take the edge off but I drank a 10 mg and WOW love it.
Mary Jane Sippy by King Yamayama December 26, 2025
Sausage Deficiency
Sausage Deficiency is a disease suffered by men that are Sausage Deficient. In short they have a small Penis. The disease can be caused by many factors , they are but are not limited to , heredity , lack of proper use and so on. Sadly once established theres little science can do to fix it.
Man I was talking to Gracie yesterday. She was pretty bummed that her man Dan suffers from Sausage Deficiency. I assured her I could provide her with a Sausage Injection anytime she wants. So far she hasn’t asked for my services.
Sausage Deficiency by King Yamayama October 3, 2025
Rapture prepper
A Rapture prepper is a person , commonly an American Christian Evangelist awaiting the end of time as we know it. The belief is all dead Christian believers and those on earth will rise and meet the Lord. To many salient people this seems somewhat extreme but to the Rapture prepper it is real.
That Rapture prepper next door just told me if you see him gone and all his worldly belongings are left behind that I am welcomed to all his stuff. House included!
Rapture prepper by King Yamayama August 19, 2025
Westside Lead Poisoning
The Westside can be tough in many cities. A guy from my past there died suddenly. I asked an old buddy what happened? He said “Jerry”was involved with some really bad people. He went on to say that he died from Westside Lead Poisoning . I asked did he live in an old house with lead paint? He replied NO, it was the Lead from the bullet in his heart !
Jerry was involved with some terrible people. He crossed them up too. It was not long after that he succumbed to Westside Lead Poisoning.
Westside Lead Poisoning by King Yamayama May 29, 2025