King Yamayama's definitions

Luka Donkey Dick

Luka Donkey Dick is a nickname given to a famous Basketball Player in Dallas . He is alleged to be hung like a field Animal hence Donkey Dick.

When Luka Donkey Dick was playing Basketball one fan noted “wow Luka looks like he has a Donkey Dick”

by King Yamayama January 27, 2024

Urban Grifter

A nickname given to a famous former football coach. He’s been known to arrive at well known universities and pro teams with hopes of championships. They soon find out the dysfunction and baggage associated with him isn’t worth it. With all that he seems to find gigs that pay great money. Hence Urban is a Grifter

Hey remember when Urban Grifter was with that team down south? He should have returned home with the team! Instead he saddled wifey with the grandkids and went to the bar to find him some young strange

by King Yamayama January 11, 2023

PP

Short for Preventative Piss .

We’ll have to wait a minute because the old guy has to take a PP before the long drive to the Lake

by King Yamayama September 8, 2022

Curb jockey

A homeless person.

That curb jockey is always begging for money in front of the smoke shop.

by King Yamayama December 18, 2014

mutt loaf

Dog poop usually on a lawn.

That stray mutt down the street left a mutt loaf on my freshly cut lawn.

by King Yamayama May 27, 2019

Rapture prepper

A Rapture prepper is a person , commonly an American Christian Evangelist awaiting the end of time as we know it. The belief is all dead Christian believers and those on earth will rise and meet the Lord. To many salient people this seems somewhat extreme but to the Rapture prepper it is real.

That Rapture prepper next door just told me if you see him gone and all his worldly belongings are left behind that I am welcomed to all his stuff. House included!

by King Yamayama August 19, 2025

button dick energy

Button dick energy is opposite of big dick energy. It’s synonymous with short man syndrome when one tries to appear tall and they’re not.

That racist statement he made is Button Dick Energy, it makes him small.

by King Yamayama February 15, 2023