Definitions by King Yamayama
Aunt Tank
Aunt Tank is a nickname given to Aunts in certain areas of the country. The name is earned by not necessarily being a large woman but her ability to absorb large amounts of alcohol in any form and the occasional prescription med. She can do this without any noticeable side effects. Hence she is a Tank.
Hey look at Aunt S——? over there she’s pounded down 14 long necks and a gummy but she still looks the same, is walking and talking with no ill effects. Her nickname is now Aunt Tank
Aunt Tank by King Yamayama August 27, 2026
Mary Jane Sippy
Man I usually do a low dose Mary Jane Sippy of 5mg to relax to take the edge off but I drank a 10 mg and WOW love it.
Mary Jane Sippy by King Yamayama December 26, 2025
Sausage Deficiency
Sausage Deficiency is a disease suffered by men that are Sausage Deficient. In short they have a small Penis. The disease can be caused by many factors , they are but are not limited to , heredity , lack of proper use and so on. Sadly once established theres little science can do to fix it.
Man I was talking to Gracie yesterday. She was pretty bummed that her man Dan suffers from Sausage Deficiency. I assured her I could provide her with a Sausage Injection anytime she wants. So far she hasn’t asked for my services.
Sausage Deficiency by King Yamayama October 3, 2025
Rapture prepper
A Rapture prepper is a person , commonly an American Christian Evangelist awaiting the end of time as we know it. The belief is all dead Christian believers and those on earth will rise and meet the Lord. To many salient people this seems somewhat extreme but to the Rapture prepper it is real.
That Rapture prepper next door just told me if you see him gone and all his worldly belongings are left behind that I am welcomed to all his stuff. House included!
Rapture prepper by King Yamayama August 19, 2025
Westside Lead Poisoning
The Westside can be tough in many cities. A guy from my past there died suddenly. I asked an old buddy what happened? He said “Jerry”was involved with some really bad people. He went on to say that he died from Westside Lead Poisoning . I asked did he live in an old house with lead paint? He replied NO, it was the Lead from the bullet in his heart !
Jerry was involved with some terrible people. He crossed them up too. It was not long after that he succumbed to Westside Lead Poisoning.
Westside Lead Poisoning by King Yamayama May 29, 2025
Dancing Fossils
By definition Dancing Fossils is a somewhat common sight you will see in warm weather retirement communities. Retirees can be seen hitting the dance floor of their favorite bar dancing to an old tune from their past . Hence they are dubbed Dancing Fossils by the locals.
eg Hey Larry, I see your Uncle Fred that just had a hip replacement is out on the dance floor with the rest of those old dancing fossils ! Larry replies ; yeah he can’t help himself, he heard Twist and Shout come on the jukebox and had to get out there
Dancing Fossils by King Yamayama January 31, 2025
Mud Canvas
A Mud Canvas most commonly appears in a public restroom. Sometimes a Mud Canvas is accidental but many times it’s on purpose. If you have ever been in a Public Restroom with Shit spread all over the wall you have seen a Mud Canvas. You know it’s on purpose when you see artistic elements when some dick fancies themselves as a primitive Pablo Picasso hence a Mud Canvas.
Mud Canvas by King Yamayama December 13, 2024