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by King Slim August 10, 2004
Get the El Asso Bandito mug.(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.
Boy: Van Helsing sucked.
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings
(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!
(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma
Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings
(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!
(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma
Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!
by King Slim August 10, 2004
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1. One of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.
2. A really kick ass cool dude nicknamed Slim, but later dubbed himself King Slim because his ego is bigger than Mount Everest.
3. Egomaniacal founder of Sonic Death Monkey Entertainment and creater of his still-untitled cartoon.
3. See cocky, arrogant, cool, kick ass, swell, etc.
4. Self-proclaimed King of the World (see definition 2 of The King of the World)
5. Lead singer of his own band King Slim's Kick Ass Band
1. One of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.
2. A really kick ass cool dude nicknamed Slim, but later dubbed himself King Slim because his ego is bigger than Mount Everest.
3. Egomaniacal founder of Sonic Death Monkey Entertainment and creater of his still-untitled cartoon.
3. See cocky, arrogant, cool, kick ass, swell, etc.
4. Self-proclaimed King of the World (see definition 2 of The King of the World)
5. Lead singer of his own band King Slim's Kick Ass Band
Anonymous Boy: I wish I could be like King Slim. King Slim is the baddest motherfucker of all time!
King Slim is the King of the World
King Slim is the King of the World
by King Slim August 10, 2004
Get the King Slim mug.(n). A homosexual male. Taken from the word 'bonfire', a flaming pile of sticks. A pile of sticks can also be called a faggot. A bonfire is a flaming pile of sticks, or a flaming faggot. Bonfire = Flaming Homosexual.
You butt pirates are a bunch of bonfires!
by King Slim August 10, 2004
Get the Bonfire mug.Used to describe a rotund, whiney little bastard who bitches incessantly. Rolly Bitches often complain about the littlest things, and often blow things out of proportion. Rolly Bitches often have few or no friends, and are often enemies of Tards. Signs of Rolly Bitchitis are as follows: wearing disgusting muscle shirts that expose flabs and rolls, bitching about people bitching about his own bitching, complaining about his bulldyke mom, doing whatever one says, thus making them a bitch, having stupid ass recordings on their cell phones, and incessant bitching!
(Rolly Bitch just had a few XBox games stolen)
Rolly Bitch: This is the worst loss in America!
(Someone just poked a hole in Rolly Bitch's GameBoy Advance)
Rolly Bitch: All I know is... my life sucks!
Rolly Bitch: This is the worst loss in America!
(Someone just poked a hole in Rolly Bitch's GameBoy Advance)
Rolly Bitch: All I know is... my life sucks!
by King Slim August 12, 2004
Get the Rolly Bitch mug.(n). Faggot singer who has no balls and likes to play with other's anuses. A member of the Bungholw Brigade.
by King Slim August 11, 2004
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