King Slim's definitions

El Asso Bandito

(n).
1. Spanish form of "Ass Bandit"
2. A gay Mexican

Hey vatos! Look! Es El Asso Bandito!

by King Slim August 10, 2004

The Bunghole Brigade

(n). 1. Group of extremely gay little bastards who enjoy playing with and pillaging each other's and other men's anuses.
2. A group of butt pirates who enjoy anal orgies.
3. WWE's faction Evolution

Run for your life! Cover your asses! The Bunghole Brigade has arrived!!!!!!!!!1

by King Slim August 11, 2004

Stacy Kiebler

Stacy Kiebler: (n) - 1. Sexiest Diva in the WWE. 2. Diva with a pair of very nice 41 1/2 inch legs. 3. Cutest Diva in WWE.

Stacy Kiebler is HOT!

by King Slim August 10, 2004

Tardism

(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.

Boy: Van Helsing sucked.
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings

(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!

(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma

Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!

by King Slim August 10, 2004

Justin Timberlake

(n). Faggot singer who has no balls and likes to play with other's anuses. A member of the Bungholw Brigade.

Justin Timberlake is a member of the Bunghole Brigade!

by King Slim August 11, 2004

butt fucker

One who invades another's anus.
see Randy Orton

Randy Orton is one gay butt fucking son of a bitch.

by King Slim August 10, 2004

Bonfire

(n). A homosexual male. Taken from the word 'bonfire', a flaming pile of sticks. A pile of sticks can also be called a faggot. A bonfire is a flaming pile of sticks, or a flaming faggot. Bonfire = Flaming Homosexual.

You butt pirates are a bunch of bonfires!

by King Slim August 10, 2004