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The ultimate definition of a simile. This statement puts a humorous spin on describing a Homosexual.
Associtate 1: "You see that girl in the Cafe has a mohawk now?"
Associate 2: "That's a chick?"
Associate 1: "You know, the one Straight As a Mountain Pass?"
Associate 2: "Gothcha."
Associate 2: "That's a chick?"
Associate 1: "You know, the one Straight As a Mountain Pass?"
Associate 2: "Gothcha."
by King CJK December 13, 2010
Get the Straight As a Mountain Pass mug.A combination of Predictable and Ridiculous. When you know the outcome of a situation or event before it actually unfolds.
Alchoholic Friend: "I'm only drinking 3 shots out of this bottle."
12 hours later...
Alchoholic Friend: (Phone call) " My bail is $500, can you spot me?"
You: "Totally Prediculous!! Yes, I'll bail you out, jerk."
12 hours later...
Alchoholic Friend: (Phone call) " My bail is $500, can you spot me?"
You: "Totally Prediculous!! Yes, I'll bail you out, jerk."
by King CJK December 13, 2010
Get the Prediculous mug.The (3) Three S's are Shit, Shower, Shave. This is the mandatory routine before a night out. This regimen applies to both sexes.
Friend: "There's some people at TGI Fridays, you wanna roll?"
You: "Yeah, I gotta pull the ol' Triple S Maneuver, give me 30."
You: "Yeah, I gotta pull the ol' Triple S Maneuver, give me 30."
by King CJK December 13, 2010
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