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hobeast
1. A loud and generally obnoxious example of the human race, often surrounded by hamburgers and/or other forms of meat found in large quantities. Warning: has been known to enjoy mexican food in excess as well as backstabbing.
2. Also known as the North-western Hobeast, a large, stinky and incredibly dumbassed creature. Threatened by extinction because of the fact that no others will engage in the act of procreation with it, or even think about it.
2. Also known as the North-western Hobeast, a large, stinky and incredibly dumbassed creature. Threatened by extinction because of the fact that no others will engage in the act of procreation with it, or even think about it.
1. "Man, that chick is such a hobeast. I can't even believe all the meat and mexican food she has surrounding her."
2. "Eugh...check out that hobeast...they're rumored to be extinct eh..." "I know man, who would want to tap that??"
2. "Eugh...check out that hobeast...they're rumored to be extinct eh..." "I know man, who would want to tap that??"
hobeast by haggis-croissant-squad September 12, 2005
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Hiblasteesh
When you have nothing to say or say it instead of an item. The definition of this word is unusual, actually there really isn't a real definition for this. You just say it in your conversation to confuse people.
Found in Turlock, CA by a young Assyrian.
Pronounced: Heh-blast-eesh.
The H is kinda silent.
Found in Turlock, CA by a young Assyrian.
Pronounced: Heh-blast-eesh.
The H is kinda silent.
McDonald's Drive Threw Lady: Welcome to McDonald's, what can i get for ya?
Johnson: Ya can I get a Hiblasteesh with 2 Hiblasteesh, with Hiblasteesh on the side.
Johnson: Ya can I get a Hiblasteesh with 2 Hiblasteesh, with Hiblasteesh on the side.
Hiblasteesh by ©h®is November 10, 2009
hibestly
It is hibestly so amazing.
hibestly
It is hibestly so amazing.
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