Kim Jong-Ill's definitions

Pacific Islander

another politically correct word thats obviously wrong

Man 1: My Indonesian friend is a Pacific Islander
Man 2: tidak
Man 1: Totally a Pacific Islander
Man 2: ...

by Kim Jong-Ill September 9, 2020

Blue Danube

When you have been looking for the name of a certain song for a very long time then you finally find it.

Person 1: I just found out the name to this cool electro beat!
Person 2: Not much of an interesting blue danube moment

by Kim Jong-Ill May 12, 2020

Liberals

People who have overwhelming support but think they have underwhelming support

Man 1: Hey wanna be a liberal? There arent many of us, maybe we can make a change
Man 2: i hear more than half the population are liberals

by Kim Jong-Ill September 18, 2020

January 20

January 20 is my birthday, but people will be celebrating for different reasons

Person 1: YES!

Person 2: Thank you for celebrating my birthday!
Person 1: Its January 20, I'm not celebrating for that

by Kim Jong-Ill November 12, 2020

EarthMC

The only minecraft server that hates YouTubers

Player 1: Hey look a youtuber joined earthmc he has 1 million subscribers
Player 2: oh no, he will ruin EarthMC!

by Kim Jong-Ill September 17, 2020

Car whiner

A car whiner is usually found on Reddit (mainly r/UrbanHell)
Car whiners constantly complain about american architecture, specifically the interstate system. They always complain about how cars are bad for everyone and love liberal cities such as Seattle or Toronto for using public transit

Man 1: I hate cars, public transit 4 life
Man 2: Public transit is dirty and filled with homeless people, stfu Car whiner

by Kim Jong-Ill January 2, 2021

Democrat

Someone who insults the opposing party to get votes

Man 1: Republicans are awful!
Man 2: You're a democrat

by Kim Jong-Ill May 12, 2020