impartant

Meaning a great significance or value, the ebonic form of the word important.

"I gots a impartant job coming up."

"Word."

by Kike Man April 10, 2017

Failagram

When one is trying to be humorous (or witty) in a statement about a subject when they are either misinformed and/or believe they are correct despite it is obvious that they are not correct as well as being a play on the word "Telegram" used to describe someone who isn't effectively or properly getting their point across.

Josh tried tried so hard to make a comeback when Cody insulted his girlfriend for sleeping around with three other guys last week, but he couldn't get the words out right at all. Total failagram.

by Kike Man March 06, 2010

Cyoar

British slang for "incredible dick sucking joy", or "so good I jizzed myself".

Sara finally went down on me last night. Cyoar.

by Kike Man May 12, 2013