Definitions by Kike Man

impartant 

Meaning a great significance or value, the ebonic form of the word important.

"I gots a impartant job coming up."

"Word."

impartant by Kike Man April 10, 2017

Cyoar 

British slang for "incredible dick sucking joy", or "so good I jizzed myself".

Sara finally went down on me last night. Cyoar.

Cyoar by Kike Man May 12, 2013

Failagram

When one is trying to be humorous (or witty) in a statement about a subject when they are either misinformed and/or believe they are correct despite it is obvious that they are not correct as well as being a play on the word "Telegram" used to describe someone who isn't effectively or properly getting their point across.

Josh tried tried so hard to make a comeback when Cody insulted his girlfriend for sleeping around with three other guys last week, but he couldn't get the words out right at all. Total failagram.

Failagram by Kike Man March 6, 2010