Kidswillbekids's definitions

Gwen Stefani

A singer who taught me how to spell bananas

Thanks to Gwen Stefani I will never forget how to spell bananas!

by Kidswillbekids June 7, 2019

Chocolate

Slang for poop

Tony: it smells so bad in here
Jeremy: hi
Tony: oh hey Jeremy what are you eating?
Jeremy: uhhh... chocolate
Tony: oh cool! Can I have some?
Jeremy: uhhh no
Tony: Please I’ll give you $10
Jeremy: uhhhh ffffine hhhhere yyyou gggo!
Tony: EWW THIS ISN’T CHOCOLATE!!!

by Kidswillbekids June 13, 2019

Racsan

It’s nascar but instead of going in drive, they go in reverse

NASCAR is boring so we watch racsan they’ll crash more!

by Kidswillbekids June 20, 2019

Shawty

The key word to asking out a girl

Boy: hey yo shawty, do you wanna go to the movies with me?
Girl: YES!!!

by Kidswillbekids March 26, 2019

Russell Wilson

The quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks who fucked up in super bowl xlix by throwing an interception instead of handing it off to Marshawn Lynch.

Seattle native: Were about to win this game
New England Native: ok and if the Patriots win, then you owe me one hundred grand.
Seattle Native: ok not worried about it.
*Throws the interception*
Seattle native: Russell Wilson what the fuck bruh?
New England Native: wooooooooooo lets go!!!!!!

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

365

The amount of long days in a long year

Johnny: There are soooo many days in a month
Smart Ass: oh really? How many?
Johnny: 365
Smart Ass: no ass hole! That’s the amount of days in a year.

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Jackie Chu

An Asian teacher from super Mario Logan

Junior: ok I’m going to ask Jackie Chu if the sun is a planet
Cody: IT’S NOT A PLANET IDIOT!!!
Jackie Chu: Aww I so Asian, I can’t see a ting.

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019