Family Guy

The best cartoon ever!
Peter: the fat ass dad in gamily guy who works at the brewery.
Lois: the hot attractive mom
Meg: the very unpopular and ugly fat daughter
Chris: the really stupid son that masturbates 24/7
Stewie: the most bad ass baby that’s known to man
Brian: the talking dog

He’s a family guy!!!

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020

Chinese

Just because someone is Asian doesn’t mean they’re Chinese

Jimmy: hey look at that Chinese guy
Harold: bruh, he’s been a friend of mine since 1st grade, his name is Jerry and his dad is Japanese and his mom is Korean

by Kidswillbekids July 30, 2019

In laws

When a married man visits his wife’s family and it feels like prison during the visit

Marcus: so I went to see my in laws with my wife
Harold: oh how was it?
Marcus: I never wanna go back

by Kidswillbekids May 17, 2019

Marshawn Lynch

An Nfl running back that loves skittles

Kenny: Hey Marshawn Lynch what’s your favorite gas station shack?
Marshawn: you should know!

by Kidswillbekids March 28, 2019

Lizzo

The only person in the entire world who’s allowed to twerk in public or on public tv

Hannah: Damn when Lizzo twerks it’s fun
Hannah: and when you twerk Zoe, it’s gross
Zoe: well same with you!
Hannah: you’re right...

by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020

Black

The color of Africans also a color that people think is racist

Jimmy: you see that African over there?
Joseph: yeah what about him?
Jimmy: he’s black!
Joseph: yeah so what?
Jimmy: just pointing that out
Joseph: uhh, okay

Harold: hey Carl, what color is your car?
Carl: uhh... Black
Harold: RACIST!!!
Carl: No Harold, that’s just what color it is

by Kidswillbekids November 04, 2019

Lil Xan

The rap version of nickelback. He makes everyone want to go deaf

Guy 1: Hey hit me with dat Lil Xan shit
Guy 2: ok! (Plays Lil Xan)
Guy 1: owwwww stop!!! I’m deaf help me! Ahhhhhhh!

by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020