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Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions
by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021
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Huttlestorm

When things start to go more & more awry from their original calm state - usually in a kitchen. Resulting in a bit of rushing and a lot of clean up, and possible yelling at kitchen appliances.

Originally based on and used by British Youtube Star Mike Huttlestone & fellow members of SORTEDFood
“Oh no...I’m freaking out

“It’s getting breezy in here... I feel a Huttlestorm coming
by KhaleesiofRivia March 22, 2021
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Benuendo

A word or phrase of questionable nature either knowingly nor unknowingly said by celebrity chef/ YouTube star Ben Ebbrell of SORTEDFOOD
When mincing vegetables;

“The smaller it gets the better it gets”

🤦🏻 ♂️ “There’s another Benuendo”
by KhaleesiofRivia March 23, 2021
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Bazzle-Dazzle

A term of artistic expression in food arrangement; founded on the prioritization of style and pizazz over flavor.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars Jamie Spafford and Barry Taylor & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
“Oi, what’s that splatter all over the plate?”

“Oh he just put some Bazzle-Dazzle all over his food.”
by KhaleesiofRivia March 23, 2021
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An Ebbers

To insert a subtly brilliant quip into a conversation whilst flexing your geekery and intellect. Simultaneously outing oneself as dork.
“I think it’s a really fascinating story of how the Easter Bunny came to be”
“Oh no! Why did I say anything? Why! He’s doing an Ebbers!”

Rabbits don’t lay eggs- wouldn’t it make more sense to be an Easter... Lizard?”
by KhaleesiofRivia March 23, 2021
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Currie

An unsettlingly fast and ruthless witty shutdown, either physical or verbal.

Originated and used by British YouTube Star/Celebrity Chef James Currie & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
“How good are you at martial arts? If I came at you....”
*Immediately tackled to ground*
"Oh, mate, why are you rubbing your hand?"
"He absolutely Currie-d me with an arm twist and dropped me to the floor!"
by KhaleesiofRivia March 23, 2021
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Lanlard

To bluntly shut down a proposed idea or incorrect query via a pause and simple "No". Often to the specific embarrassment of the subject.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
"Don't you cook to 165° C to make honeycomb?"
"... no."
“Well, that was a Lanlard...thanks mate”

"He just asked if that was the right peeler to zest an orange."
"Oof, he just ABSOLUTELY Lanlarded him!"
by KhaleesiofRivia March 24, 2021
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