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A Jamie Moment

To not know what to do, panic hard in a kitchen for about ten minutes, accomplish nothing and then proceed to still end up with a favorable outcome.

To come with a lot of problems and no solutions.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs and fellow members of SORTEDFood.
JAMES: “I’ve just stood here for six minutes...oh my god I don’t know what to do -I don’t know what to do- I’m freaking out! I’m freaking out! I’m having a Jamie moment. I’m having an actual Jamie moment.”
by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021
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Spaffed

1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.”

2.) To create utter chaos while snacking.

Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.
JAMES: “Aww, I Spaffed it.”
JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”
by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021
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Judgmental James

An easily unimpressed chef with a flawless palate, able to tell you the ingredient in an item with a single taste.

A lover of things that do what they say they do... every other product can “get out of here!”

Notoriously bad at using chopsticks and opening boiled eggs. Tells it like it is; will tell you their impressions of anything and everything without any concerns - straight to the point and sassy.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
1.)
BEN: “James, would you be able to identify the powder in front of you?”
JAMES: “It’s turmeric.”
BEN: “Anything else you can get?”
JAMES: “Ginger and Cinnamon”
BEN: “3 out of 3”

2.)
JAMES: “What’s nostalgic about this? A cucumber sandwich... Did you used to eat a lot of cucumber sandwiches as a child? Because I’m pretty sure I’d of thrown this at you...and I’m still tempted to do that, in all fairness.”

Ahh- very judgy Judgmental James today! 😂
by KhaleesiofRivia April 5, 2021
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Pretentious Barry

A Normal with an interest in showy kitchen utensils and/or ingredients,which may or may not be useless.

A lover of exquisite things; fashion, jewelry, and keeping hobs on.

All item of pretentious nature are placed inside the ‘Rose Gold Pinterest Princess Palace’ by the Normal when not living in a country cottage with a cheffy best friend.

Originated and used by British YouTube Star Barry Taylor & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
MIKE: “Here is your $30 mini salt grater”

BEN: “I was looking for one of these for wasabi the other day”

MIKE: “Have it. Cos Barry’s already got one. No lie”
Ahh- the return of Pretentious Barry
by KhaleesiofRivia March 31, 2021
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A Normal

A food loving individual who has no professional culinary training and/or knowledge.

Someone who has a large excitement for food & tries to make a recipe whilst getting tips from cheffy friends.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
1.) “We are SORTED, a group of mates from London exploring the newest and best in the world of food whilst trying to have a few laughs along the way. We’ve got chefs, we’ve got normals and a whole world of stuff for you to explore, but everything we do starts with you.”

2.) “Before the guys can cook they must select a chef for food quality control and A Normal for personality control.”
by KhaleesiofRivia March 31, 2021
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Deece

The optimal choice. A word used to describe something: usually a food or an outfit/costume that looks exceptional. Can be used on its own to express immense joy or in a sentence as a compliment.

Used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestone & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
1.) Deece! Thats awesome
2.) Looks pretty deece to us!
by KhaleesiofRivia March 30, 2021
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Super Geek

A way to describe oneself or someone else who has an abundance of knowledge on a topic of nerdy nature.

Generally a lover of quaint things such as quiche and windowsill herbs, uses ‘an understanding of science’ to make food an re creates dishes from their favorite fictional films

A person who gets a glint in their eye when they hear the phrase “are you going to be able to explain that to me?”

They also have their own theme song parodied off a song originally performed by Rick James.

Used by British YouTube Star and Celebrity Chef Ben Ebbrell & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
“Do you laugh at maths jokes?”
“If their clever enough”
“Give me an example
“What’s so tasty about 1.57?”
Don’t know
“It’s half a pie”
You are a Super Geek”
by KhaleesiofRivia March 29, 2021
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