Definitions by Kevin Robinson

tablet 

Shortened form of 'Fuck Off tablet'. The most bitter pill you will ever have to swallow.

Let's tablet Dave and go out with Tom instead.

tablet by Kevin Robinson January 9, 2006

market

Shortened form of 'Blackbush Market', a market held on Sundays in a village in hampshire.

Blackbush referring to a woman who has incredibly dark pubic hair.

Blimey, I bet she has a lovely market!

market by Kevin Robinson January 8, 2006