Kevin 's definitions

raisin

a stupid dried up grape.

he put raisins in his penis for fun

by kevin December 22, 2004

skeet

disappointing, unfair

Man, band practice was hella skeet today.

Man, life is skeet.

by kevin May 1, 2006

DJ Quik

The best producer of all time.

Dj Quik has some of the best funknig beats around!

by Kevin September 23, 2003

deuce deuce

when you take your second shit of the day usually happens the day after a night of heavy drinking.

hey Holst how many shits did you take today. Thats funny you ask Kev I just finished my deuce deuce.

by Kevin November 21, 2004

goatsed

To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl.com or Bakla.net, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable experience or providing free CDs.

"So did you find free porn on shitxxx?" "No, turns out I'd been goatsed."

by Kevin August 4, 2003

professional

a prostitute; the oldest professional

Your girl is loose; she aint nothing but a professional.

by Kevin May 17, 2004

notzees

the cool slang for hitler and his crew.

yo, these dudes are notzees!

by Kevin October 12, 2003