get a job

A term used in place of get a life. "Get a job" is a phrase similar to leave me alone or go away.

Guy: Hey, how are ya?
Girl: Get a job!
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by Kevin January 31, 2005

smeggle

When a man with a foreskin covers the the head of his male lovers penis with his foreskin the two are smeggleing

Jonny you down to smeggle later?

by kevin November 18, 2003

umplah

A man who likes other men

queer, fag, gay

by Kevin December 03, 2003

weed eater

weed eater
One who smokes a lot of pot.

Mary is a real weed eater.

by kevin June 05, 2004

salty

the feeling after you do something stupid, that if you didnt have such big ego, your wouldnt of done

When the girl was trying to be funny, she anounced the inside joke to the class, to which she got no laughter. She then felt salty.

by Kevin April 04, 2004

wicked

means very or really
this word started in Boston Mass, and made its way throughout new england, i said it a lot, and i recently moved to florida and got made fun of...a wicked lot

-That girl was wicked hot
-That test was wicked hard
-Adam is wicked gay
-I have a wicked big penis
-That pizza was wicked awesome
-That game was wicked cool
-The Red Sox are wicked good
-The Patriots are wicked good

NOT "OH MAN THAT WAS WICKED", THAT WAS IN SOME OF THE DEFINITONS, BUT THAT ISNT HOW IT IS USED. yOU HAVE TO HAVE AN ADJECTIVE AFTER IT LIKE "OH MAN THAT WAS WICKED FUN."

by Kevin September 19, 2004

a perfect change

Three quarters, two dimes, two nickels, and five pennies. Something people carry when they want to get rid of their change.

"Perfect change" is what you give a casier so you don't get change back. "A perfect change" is the combination of coins you might carry so you can give perfect change.

Cashier: The total comes to $6.68
Customer: *gives her a five, a one, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.
Cashier: Your change comes to...um...nothing.

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Man, I've got a lot of coins. I should probably make a perfect change.

by Kevin February 18, 2009